Show If i FF r Flashes lashes j Ants Oppose Education Plunges Feet Lives I I Me le Like Urn Um on Pancake I II I II II I I Did What He Shouldn't I t i HUNTINGTON W. W Va Feb 1 11 P IP It It may be concluded that white f E ants arc are opposed to education The They have just finished consuming a two- two year year supply of ot high school diplomas stored at the department of tion tion i Tells of Escape SAN JOSE Cal Feb 1 F R. R. R. R A. A Saxtons automobile plunged into a and Saxton Sexton lives to foot canyon te teX it Rescuers found him seriously hurt but olive alive He had been plunged E Into the swollen waters waiters of a creek GALESVILLE VIs Wis Feb 1 A i-A A southern county druggist drug- drug gist 4 4 gist tells this one Enjoys Enjo's I An Indian walk walk- I 1 I sd ed d into the store Cough cough I and asked for a Syrup I dozen bottles of ough t ough syrup Believing Believing Believing Be Be- lieving there might be serious illness at the Indian camp near here the druggist asked Are you yoa oil having lots of or sickness in your camp that you ou need so much cou cough h syrup No the customer replied me melike melike melike like um urn on pancake o a Dies at COLFAX Wash yash Feb 1 P Hugh iP-Hugh Hugh McKuen who said he had done most everything one shouldn't do as asfar asfar asfar far as his he health was concerned is dead at the Tige ge of rt f DONT DON'T SMOKE AS MUCH I- I WASHINGTON Feb 1 JF IP- Americans smoked only I I in 1931 The I revenue department says this I II I was less than in inthe inthe the previous year I f Shot in Pocket PLAINFIELD N. N J. J Feb 1 IP- IP George Galane was shot in the overcoat overcoat over over- coat pocket A holdup man fired at him The bullet spent its force against the heavy weave of his coat and came to rest harmlessly in his pocket 4 Dr Dry Finds Old Rye CHARLEROI Pa Feb 1 P IP- IP Wind blew off oU a portion o of the roof from James Donier's barn Surveying the damage he came across a barrel beneath debris in a corner In distillers distiller's jargon its it's known own as an eighth The barrel contained two gallons of whisky sealed and bonded in 1911 A brand brandon on the barrel revealed it as Monongahela Monongahela Monongahela Monon rye That vintage is gone gone gone- one one- forever Donier is a teetotaler I 4 NEW YORK Feb 1 The iP-The The stork gave orders to the captain o of a Provi Provi- t- t bound boat Boat j I yesterday Learn Learn- Pi Picks Pick ricKS C k S TT U Tin up P I in ing that the thc bird was hovering ho over I Passenger I the stateroom of ol ofT 4 G Gertrude t d T e r r u e Travers wavers the captain turned the boat around docked called a doctor w waited while an pound eight daugh daugh- ter tet- was born to Mrs Travers and then steamed on or for Providence with the ine new passenger |