Salt Lake Telegram | 1931-04-22 | Page 4 | This is Unusual

I r w Tills Is U Unusual 11 t It is alleged that a schoolboy in Kansas wrote the following entitled An Editor I r dont don't know how newspapers and magazines got into the world and I dont don't think God does for He aint got nothing ng to say about these In the Bible I think the editor Is the mIssing link we read of and that he stayed in the business until after the flood nood came out and wrote the thing up and has been kept busy ever since If It the editor makes a mistake folks say he lie ought to be hung but if the doctor makes mistakes mistakes mis mis- takes he buries them and people dont don't say anything because they cant can't read Latin When the editor makes mistakes there is Ls a big lawsl lawsuit t and swearing and a big fuss but if the doctor makes one there is a fun funeral ral with flowers nOWel'S and perfect silence A A doctor can use we a word a yard jard long without him or anyone else knowIng know know- I Ing what it means but if the editor uses one he has to spell It If Ii the doctor goes to see another mans man's wife he charges for the visit Isit but but If It the editor goes he gets a a. charge of Df buckshot Any college collese can make doctors to order but editors have to tobe tobe be born What is probably the longest ship to shore hore telephone call ever put through was accomplished recently by a passenger aboard the steamship en route to Colombo KB K B. B of Cleveland while on the boat Just before arriving at Colombo called his Ills office in Cleve Cleve- land Its 3 30 a a. a. a m. m Thursday here What time Is la it In Cleveland Youre talking Into yesterday was the reply Its only Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednes Wednes- day afternoon here Another call caU was made a few minutes nUll min utes later from Mr home To accomplish this unusual tele- tele phona phene call the voices traveled tra from Cleveland to New York Yoel by wire jum jumped d miles by radio to Lendon London London Lon Len don and relayed across to Europe Asia and md the Arabian sea to the