| Show I I I r JAIL MATES If through some come O D kind of tu tune Una l or or other you YOU happen to b bs b. thrown into th the ti city jail you you'll find ind there some som old cronies whIp wh who Ip spend nd nine of their time i iL in ina ina a L cell Cill Theres There's one old fellow over there ther who knows practically no other homo hut but his jail cell coll Tho The wn way he gets in In- there ther lant isn't always th the same but through hook or croo crook ho 10 gets In three or four tour days after after ho gets out Sometimes it its it's because ho bo hoa found drunk and sometime its it's because be be- cau cause ause h ht's s 's picked up on a n. vagrancy charge barge but nevertheless he always manages to g get get t. t In Who Whenever never tJ the old allow il ii re re ra rea eased s h hi he goes out on th the thi street and ind d bums 15 16 or 20 cent from ion lome pa passerby erby then wanders over to toivo a ivo and md nd ten and buys a couple o oan of cans an of solidified alcohol Ho goes over o to somo some spot spat on th the west vest side Sid and begins to drink it It I Isn't It Isn't long Jong until f him and nd calls cail tho Maria MarJa Th The coppers usually leave o him in a. a cc cell h until hes he's ablo to appear ber before r r th the judge The Tho judge knows him b by now an and whenever cr tho the bailiff calls his bli name nam the he judge automatically sings out Ninety davs There Yas was as a a. time however ho when tho the old gentleman got considerably aroused over or being thrown in tnt th the ju juz when whon he went out on n a spro Someone had mentioned to him tha ho had a a a. certain cert amount of ot constitutional rights ho Ito could not bo be de deprived do- do of ot It was a ft fine fino morning when court was vas called on this particular oC owa occa- sion slon Tho The aged ne-ed culprit sat amt on th the prisoners' prisoners bench and 20 soon o n ho board hoan his name namo called u Your Tour honor ho tie began egan I have hav some lome constitutional rights and Im I'm going to stand on them I want th the court to tin an attorney for me ne and I want a trial by jury The c charge arge by the tho way was wa drunkenness Why you cant can't even stand on your feet His Honor replied Ninety days And that was that tha for the tha old man It seems acorns the old Jd- Jd man Just cant can't have his way about any anything thine- thine Buthe But Bu Buhe he doesn't seem cem to care Theres There's a a. astory story story going going around police headquarters that hes he's been drinking solidified fied alcohol so long lone hos ho's pickled and It doesn't even cven hurt him to havo have a apin a apin pin pint stuck in him But that even do bother him He seems to like jan jail especially when his are serving time at the same sarno time he Is which is la al almost almost almost al- al most all aU th tho time S S 5 Wilson Wilson-Darrow In our mail mill tho other day someone someone someone some some- one who signed his name namo Clarence sent in this communication r I After listening the dynamic forceful fighting Clarence Darrow and the tho smooth suave brilliant Dr Clarence True Wilson battle it t out in debate all soft shelled wisecracks wisecracks wise- wise cracks of alleged comedians comedian pointed at a foil called Clarence are aro go going go o in ing to fall flat fiat with me Likewise the calling of any sap Clarence is il not going to register so 10 hot It al always always al- al ways way did irk ik m me to hear it but now brother Im I'm just going to ignore iland it il and arid be bo sort of superior like We Vo dont don't know what that's all nIl bout about We suppose In somo some way or another its it's supposed to be a a. dig at Darrow and Wilson But while were we're trying to find out what's what we 0 rather blush when we we think we have a Clarence handle han han- han diG die attached to our ow own name S S S Etiquette A little matter matler of or equestrienne etiquette was as called to our attention attention attention atten atten- tion the other day which should provo prove to be bo invaluable to other followers followers followers fol fol- fol- fol lowers of ot the horse at some somo time I A group of golfers golfers lt It was Vas a foursome four four- round out at al some was some was pla playing a a. Bonneville tho the other da day and had hadr r reached ached tho second hole hoJ where t the were just teeing off orf A dashing black steed came prancing along alons the road load jogging its rider Just a little bit Tho The rider we might add was as one of ot the th younger socialites about town and was as a member of or tho the feminine sex Just as the tho steed came opposite the foursome It reared slightly and caused used tho rider to almost lose loso her balanceD balance D D nt n she she- ho cried and then saw laW the golfers all men standing there gaping at her Oh I beg your pardon she abs said aid hastily colored up a bit dug her heels in the horses horse's flanks and sped off down the bridle path ART DECK |
