| Show Mayor Bowman say lays a news item is one 0 million who thought The Star-Spangled Star Banner was the tho national anthem them Well if f Its It's not it ought to be bo I think it is a mighty fine piece of music he is q quoted as lIS saying and that reminds us ua of the old saying about a roseby rose roseby roseby by any other nan name nameS name name- eIt's e- e S S a Its It's a Long Time Till This Turns UP j Again The Cycle When c each ch storehouse fills to burstIng bursting bursting burst- burst Ing With Its wealth of golden grain Which assures a a. land bud of or plent plenty Not of ot hungers hunger's gnawing pain When the reapers cease their labor And with jO joy their h hearts arts expand Autumn natures nature's great ma magician With his wand has touched the land When the meadow and tho the forest Turn from green een to golden brown Leaves In tints of or brilliant colors From tho the trees come drifting down Garbing earth In gorgeous colors Painted by a master L hand Autumn natures nature's great magician With Uh his wand has touched the theland land land When hen tho earth is bathed in jn ghost ghost- light By Dy the waning an I OJ harvest moon Breezes chill perchance frost laden l With a L melancholy croon Seek Seck to lull the earth to slumber Cold as d death yet et somehow grand Autumn natures nature's great ma magician With his has touched the land JOSEPH M. M WOODS S S S Debaters to Take Air on Monday Utah Utah Chronicle Headline S S S SAnI And Anil we suppose its it's about i time since they've been letting off a lot of the heated varie variety y for or orsome some time S S S sure R RACINE CINE Wis Wis-In Wis In those days of psittacosis one parrot at least is pretty Under the will of Margaret C. C Hand which has just been filed is set aside to provide good care car of the remaining years of her pet S S S This Is the Moan of ofa a Saxophone Backward turn backward oh time In your flight Make it last June again just for to to- to night This darn cold weather Is getting my goat And the worst of ot it is I have no fur coat rm Tm getting so tired of of freezing m my nose Hm Urn weary wears of or chilblains chilblains and nd corns on my toes For dinner we even cven have frostbitten frostbit ten teu pie pie pie- i Oh give Ive us a slice o of the tho Fourth of or July Jub The walks aro are so slippery I scarcely can stand eland And Im I'm too blame blamo let a aboy aboy aboy boy tal take e m my hand Im I'm not keen for skating to skating to me Its It's no treat I Dont Don't think for a L moment that I I. I have cold feel feet I In summer I love to take rides in a boat Go up in the mountains or in the lake float But Butt this zero weather to mo me is de defeat do- do feat So turn on tho the heat nature turn on the heat 1 MOLLY LY O. O S S S SA A new tomb has just been discovered in Egypt and now we suppose well we'll have to go all aU through that Tutankhamen I men episode all over again I At any rate lets let's hope its it's an easy word Lifes Life's Little Tragedies Victor Olson who lives livos at 2679 Quincy avenue attempted to thaw out the radiator of his automobile with a blow torch but set the tho in insulation insulation in- in of some wires on fire and then called celled the fire department In making a hurried run to the tho scene Fireman Bert Fackler froze his nose Ogden nose Ogden Standard Things We Hat Hate Hate- eTo e- e To ro have a message e awaiting us to call no matter what time we get In To get up To go so to bed boo To cat To pa pay bills To work To go SO home To hear about operations Or about trips to Europe Or about trips at all nIl Or to do anything that costs mone money requires any exertion or an any thou thought ht whatsoever PRINCE HENRY HENnY S S S Dr Alec Hrdlicka Smithsonian anthropologist believes man has the Inherent brain c capacity to think from rom ten to one hundred times more effectively than ho lie does docs no now That hat mu must l bo bothe the the ailment from Crom which hleb man many of our con congressmen re suffer Pack Up Your Bottles in Your Old Kit KitBag KitBag I Bag BagA A newspaper item says the tho consumption con con- of ginger ale in Chicago ha has increased 1500 per cent in ten years That we suppose is due to the reaching effect th th Vol Vol- stead a act t has had in hi forcing people to drink beverages |