| Show Representative lf of 01 Maryland i is is' pfenning f to introduce a bill into C congress r gr d des the thC Star Sta Spangled d Rn Banner er at u h na na- ti anthem That w would 6 Eo ba al alf right if they'd change change- th fh the Word rd to tho the l land find r d of prohibition n and The th h me of th brAveS g guards guards' 44 And Arid How W Wed We'd J Like This Is N Now w How i f Tho The Cycle When i A li hand nd is nurturing Th tl fields of or growing gro g grain graf And fIo flooding dI if 4 f them thein Sunshine Interspersed pei t d with rs or of ot r rafn l 1 When t ft feathered So ilo songsters g H w ablo Sweet strains of t An Angel l band bind Then we know v that wel welcome oni su sum summer sum i. i m mer mCi- r Smiles in hi gi gladness on n t tho hO i fand When we hear lier tho th drowsy lr y dr droning n nor i Of or the laden honey en bc bee I Feel Fcc the touch of ot breezes That tha no rio o e earthly eyo eye may rice Writ Watch h the ge gently l swaying in blossoms TS t each h passing breeze has hns f fanned Th Then ri we 6 k know o. o v o that hat welcome Summer sum um summer Sum Sum- ummer mer Smiles in gladness on tho the land bona When the h fr fragrant si nt 1 flowers etC are f blooming blooming- S r In lri pleasant a t sunny mn i glade li e Others beautiful but modest Blossoming BlossomIng- In friendly shade And we sense seme their sweet aroma f i a. a Just as Mother N Nature turo pl planned nned Th Then n wo we know that w welcome summer summer sum sum- mer Smiles in gladness on th the land JOSEPH M M. WOODS rOODS S S S BOYS WILL BE 1 B BOYS YS Heros Hero's the way those hit hard senators at f W Washington n spend spend tn their lr arguing n tho Ho tariff c q cj ti According c g fo f to the He- He Con Con- gr ssi l F Record of January 18 1930 I Mr I r re regret i t exceedingly exceedingly exceed exceed- to hear f that mat Hi tho senator is against that proposed protection on staple long cotton Mr Smith I r do not favor Jv r the Imposition of t a tariff for tor th the tho artificial art arti rIehl pr protection t and bolstering up of any l Industry when the product of or that industry I Is a n. universal igat ne necessity tie tie- and mu much h less would I ad advocate ad- ad dvo d- d vo vaCate nt s such h a t thing Mr or e Just to continue this his SocratiC discussion and to purs pur- pur purt s su suo t thC tho subject j t it C a r moment further further- Mr r. Smith I am nm glad Iad the senator senator sena sena- senat tor denominated d it as is Socratic be- be caus cau it cert certainly Is not demo demo- cra cratic cratie tl Mr My ul M recollection Is li that Socrates was a i fairly thoughtful man MI Mr Sr Smith Yes Tea according to history Mr Sh Of Ot co course rsc h ha hart hM hatto to commit suicide ide MY Mf S Smith If i t he lived I now ho he f too Mr Ir Perhaps he w fro would ld If It h he hO l looked 61 cl 1 t in hi c certain di- di dit for fh thoughtful u l men ho he would J look OOk k in vain Mr Norris Does that all of ot us who tho do not commit Suicide lir are arc ri not thoughtful 7 Mr Short ld e Perhaps many sh but h hesitate t Mr Smith It lt only those thore who 11 iio are aro r thoughtful committed sul suicide W wo f v would uld not miss them i Mr i. i Sli 5 I J un nth am sure Hi the sC senator I atOr r from South CarOlIna would ri riOt not t coin commit s bc because he lie thinks And th the s senate senate- ai styles fb itself it U the thet most dignified lff rl Ji making law body in intha th tha thO World ild My Mr oh my UINTAH 1 F For r Cr in Out Loud News Item OMAHA Robert OMAHA Robert Robert DiJt Dutch 11 l having i cried a s. gr greater i ter part of t the timO since ln e 1926 he SL'S says Cays wants h ts c compensation s ft n for ilS it il S Some me caustic soda got into nto his e cf yes eyes s while he was working at itt a smelter lter pro the tho b basis of his a for damages as m filed d in t c court urt Ho He worked at the smelter hi his petition I said until unfit last June when n his ils crying necessitated that he tie quit The tears are most copious In cold w weather ather he stated I S 5 A contrib s sent nt us such a big package of br brain ln childs the othOr other day Ih thIS the p postoffice d department n charged us nn rut extra 2 cC cents ts for postage se Thit's That's ju just l about like the Scotchman who ho had his named changed to Will An so h he h could send Liend his wife a a. telegram free of ot Chat charge Cheerful Seventeen y yC years rs isn't s so b bad dJ Duffers Duffer's little Woman c commented wh whir when ho read her herthe herthe herthe the news item about the the- sw sweet et Maria who Jot got ot event seventeen en yc years rs for fop killing J a n rather an annoying yn husband Most of Cf f us get life What do you ri mC mean an n tj by that Duffer asked Oh nothing j dear was the reassuring f feminine mir cool coo I WitS was j just st reminded that your incur ance pr premium rr lum must be paid to to today day WILL VILL DOBSON That's How We Got Ours OursA A boy bov walked Into a a. newspaper r off office Ice c Im tired of going to high school he hO said saM and I want ant a Job job Have sou U had any experience nce the editor asked l Nd said Oaid th the tC b boyan boy Cin an Jan you r read 7 ju Just JuAt t i a i little C Cnn Can n you ou iH l Slightly II what li line of ot work worl would woul you yOtt like t to follow 2 1 Id Tt 1 like to b be a columnist The Tho reflected th then n ho said sCid Im JirI afraid we wo hw haven't t an n nop op opening nl g. g But Dut a as th the hO boy left h his lift lie is was hi heard rd t to murmur Gosh Im I'm sorry I couldn't o hire that ch chap p 1 lies He's s 's sJ J just tho the fu mar man n for tOI the tho j Job JolI SOURDOUGH SA SAM SAMAll SAMS 4 S All Alt of r f which reminds us there ought to Hi M be a few little lobbyists in I our city about now I |
