Show TELLING THE I WORLD I I By NEAL OHARA O'HARA I Copyright Press Prell Publishing u Co L New York Torl World 1818 Everyone who attends ba baai alP salts sales presidential rallies etc Iho know the fundamentals of football It is also allo l o nice fliCS but not compulsory to know a little about football If you attend football games Responding to this definite demand we are art pre sentina a series of expert Interpretations Interpret of foot all by J. J Herman been connected connected con con- has Mr with the name game as player his s car r. r During and dining c coach football career he was a cente center for and a guard for Al At Capone Harvard also played as opposite Milton C. C Work or dummy undergraduate nine as an After years assistant coach fo for he acted as ate William and Mary and arid a scout fo for Lewis and Clark He was also the shoe hoe buttons o on a first firt coach to use football instead of lacing it up Wit with rawhide Mr articles on revelation You have hav e football are a hal before read an anything I like e rover never i If will again them and you never yOU you are smart The third instalment follows Immediately THE INSIDE OF FOOTBALL By J. J Herman When I was coach Ing Hangnail university in lIlt 1911 I was trouble with a n. serious problem My Iy w first team was O. O I K IC but the re replacements terrible When a placements were first varsity man nina got hurt it was suicide to send semI In a substitute Tin Th situation called for strategy I solved the problem in ten mm mm utes utu by appointing a drug store tor clerk as assistant coach Thereafter Thereafter Thereafter There There- after when a Team A man had to tobe tobe tobe be replaced I would not worry about abou his substitute I would talk it over with the drug store clerk and he would convince me rue that the substitute uati tute was wu even better bette than the original original original inal player In fact the drug clerk cler argued so well I made the scrub outfit outfit out out- fit my first string eleven I als also 10 quit taking aspirin tablets ant and swallowed granulated chalk for a cold S S The strongest est eleven cleven we e pIa player plate that season was Washington ant and Jefferson and nine nino cabinet officers Washington had lubel a powdered wi wig foia for foi fora a helmet Jefferson wore ore very ery little body padding but hut b bEIng ln a Demo Democrat Democrat crat he carried nine southern states state in his vest pocket The rest of Washington and Jet Jef Larsons Larson's lineup was tough too Alexander Alex Alex- ander under Hamilton who was playing secretary secretory of or the treasury was wan th best man they ever thai haG Of or cours coura that was before beloro Andy And Mellon put pus U Uon on tho tira moleskins mole Lou for Harding f Coolidge e. e S SC The first half they outplayed us 32 to 0 0 Washington who had had ten years' years practice throwing silver dollars across the Potomac was invincible in at chucking forward passes And in the line p plunging department department depart department ment Jefferson couldn't have found more holes if he h. was was' playing on a golf links Only the smartest strategy strat strat- egy could beat them Between halves I thought ci 0 cia oi oia a n plan to pull the game out of ot th Us fire Ire When our boys took tho field in the second half bait Dooley our quarterback carried a a. peanut roaster roast conc concealed lell under his Isis sweater W We Ve kicked off oft and on the first pla George Washington ton started on a a. long end run Ho lie had gone two yards ards when whet he Iso heard the peanut Nanu roaster Thinking it was tho the referee referees referee's ref ret eross eros's whistle he Jut lI stopped and was thrown for tor a loss S S S SAll i All aft afternoon this strategy worked like a charm W. W and J. J never made madeu madej a lint first down after that although u they held j their 32 lead But my strategy took care of that J By the middle of the third period the peanut roaster had raised quite quit a W a few ew bust blisters on Dool Dooley Dooley's y abdomen With the ball at midfield Thomas Thomal Jefferson crashed into Dooley busted bust busted ef ed th those e water blisters and you youl should have se seen n the downpour There was nothing for the referee to do but call the game gam on account of wet grounds C S 1 Then came extine a J. J over wha the final score coro should be I 1 called my men from the field and said Bald I I i would leave e it to the W W. and J J. J team to arbitrate That wa was WIl my mn master t r. r stroke Five o of ot tho the Washington and Jefferson on team were tre Dt Democrats five fhe were Republicans and ana the left leftUs tackle Wo wua a Socialist They argued a arid d argued but couldn't get anywhere finally the referee awarded us the game to as the numerals numerals' on our players' players backs added tip up larger t I m |