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Show That One IMutTed Saleslady Oh, the darling hut! It makes Madame 10 yean younger. Customer Won't do. I can't afford af-ford to put on 10 years every timt I take oil my hat. Old Tricks Snitt the dresser to the actrcst "There i a man at the door u ho in$i$U on commit in." "IKd you ask for hit card?" inquired the star. "Yes, but he only laughed and tried to kiss me," "Oh, let him in," said the actress, "JTiul'i my husband!" Job Well Done Officer What's the idea? Why ore you men climbing trees and crawling through the bushes? Private Well, sir, we camouflaged camou-flaged the gun a while ago and now we can't find it. Germs or no germs, kissing must be fully as dangerous as they make it out to be; It has put an end to a lot of bachelors. , For a Match "I think I'll get a pair of red shoes those flatties with wedge heels," said the tall blonde. "Why low heels?" asked her friend, in surprise. "I want them to go with a short lieutenant." |