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Show Berlin speaks of varnish which makes R. A. F. planes invisible as something new, whereas communique commun-ique writers have used gallons of the stuff on the truth. A new and winsome theory is that France lost the war because her leaders loafed in the boudoirs of lady friends. Love conquers all, but not under present conditions. Sooner or later the conqueror is hauled before the bar and asked, "Where were you on the night of June the third?" It's the long wait that's tedious. On top of food restrictions, a scarcity of tobacco besets the civilians ci-vilians in wartime Germany. Obviously, Ob-viously, one can't eat his cabbage and smoke it, too. o New in the surgical dressing line is a transparent bandage which does away with the old conversational conver-sational opener, "Have I shown you my operation?" |