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Show V) PET PEEVE TO. Scott JT'S NICE to spend so much lel- sure time as will be allowed by a wife who wants so much . . . dishes washed, the broken chaii arm mended, the kitchen set painted, etcetera and so on ... in the wonderful and blissful pastime of ad-wishin' through the pages of the daily blab. I always wish I hadn't read the fine print or the explanation hidden besides the asterisk at the bottom of the page. I see that some big company is selling 54 Fordolet automobiles for $100 down and $5 per week. WOW! But, somewhere down in the small print, is the explanation: "Yes, sir! we just received them 54 of them clean, city - driven 1939 Fordolets." I also see that the Hugh Owus Finance Company has set up a new lending plan. No co-signers, no collateral, no security just phone us and we'll have the money waiting for you. On page 21, I see where 1 can buy what I have always needed to hide away and save as a present for one of those unexpected evenings eve-nings (when I'm later than I ought to be in getting home and need a little gift to get me back into good graces). A left-handed food chopper. That ought to do it. And. It would cost me only 50 cents a day for 36 months. The classified page has its wonders, won-ders, too. Let's see, there in big, bold letters $10,000 OPENING EXPERIENCE NOT NECESSARY Ought to be worth my time . . opening for aler.t, aggressive as consultant to large advertising firm advancements need no experience as consultant Yes. dear. I'm coming. No, wash or dry. You take your preference. |