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Sir: T.nlrd .M;i'-Kon,i. ul'O livos witli us in the ( Iro slonc Inn on Hhif kstn nn ;ip,.Uiin, Ms th;it tho uihrr plaiu'ts ur-liiH ur-liiH oiio jot an iusaiiL- asyUnu. -A.-u-:lly youiy. O. V- It. 'V; ntfl r.'l brioklsi yrs; f.irtory I hiiilfliDu': lemsr joh; hiiicsL v.aei iK'Mty of iarkiii(r soaro for auloiM(iilf-s." IMcntv of spai-o will W rf-iuirr-t for the twhi-sivey of tho liri.-klaycrs. " It n to.' ihviipi- nf t!ir: factory oonu-s' a ro o nrl - i n 1 i is Fm-rl Id scr how tilings are yetting on ho m:y havo to leave his car on Llic fringe of the oro'wo'. ' Boy, Page Bill Hart and Forbes-Robertson! Forbes-Robertson! iTrmn ho SprinEffieUl. O.. Kun.l During our Ilalloweon ruth, thore wore twit difforcni parties travo uy the wrons; adiiross. One ha? our L'oat skin and leather wild west suit. The other has a Shakespearian eostmno. if thrs" parties wdl return these costumes within three da s I here will v no iiuestion.s asked. (Jtherwibe, prosoentioii will begin. Speakins" of Forbes-Robertpon, lie i? referred to by a California paptr ns "tiie noted interrupter of Shakespearean rolen." And ( he New York 1 1 era id report orl : "Toward tiie close he modestly hinted that ho was drawing" near tho end. and several in the audience cried out for hi'.n not to stop.'' ' A Total Loss.. (From tiie Mor;?anlovn. U"., Va.. Now Dominion. ) Tiie wag-on hose was immediately put into use. but the work was handicapped i greatly by the lack of a ladder, the one j ladder' on the fire wagon being- too short; to be of use. Thirty minutes after tiie ; start of the fire the new truck arrived, ; but the men in charge declared it was : "not in condition" to do much fire f!ht-! ins;. The firemen attempted, however,1 Lo use the chemical tanks, but it was; reveaied that the valves on both tanks were without packing, rendering the ap- , paratus ustrdess. The safety lanterns on the new truck were then called for, but no one was able to discover the combi- . nation for lighting them. The most, exclusive undertaker in Paris. Kent ucky. the 1 linton Company, : advertise "Hearse used for funeral pur-! po;;es only." Sleepers. Sleepers . . . Long vestibu'.cd, princely. palatial, twelve wheeled, smooch gliding. Shiny, symmetrical Sleepers: , Aristocracy of the glistening parallels oT the eobvveb of commerce. Rolling super-chariots of civilization. i With onomatopoetic. polyphonic, lie ml e- ' oasyl!p.bie, hermaphroditic Individual Xanies! I low T ga wk when you zoom magnifi cently by. . Aug'jstly "boy ring your first-class, silk utiderweard, extra faro passengers, Tdiy lolling iu easy elegance! II o T en v y you your w : i i t e s m o e k e d , black skinned, temperamental Autocrat ' With his long', deferential whisk broom, Witn h.is lon, contented pants pocket Jingiing with silver tributes of Mammon to your .superior majesty! A n d a 1 w a y s y o u s P e e d luxuriously in silent imperial triumph From Some "'here -A far That Matters To Somewhere A -Fart her That Is Important Im-portant . . . RIQ. .lanesviPe's Grand hotel jost blew it-!cU" it-!cU" 0'i its Thanksgi' ing dinner. Tiie menu included "Cheese a la Fi oniiigo." Mr. Ames, tlio assistant attorney nen-rrai. nen-rrai. sa's "it is oIviul: ti;at t'r.c time has come," tic. It seems impossible for arj'J'Xly io discuss the .o:il situation ulihi.uil. oosewiug tlial the, time has come. . A Tearful Time Was Had "by All. i From the Peru. "Ind., Republican. 1 O u T u e ? d -Ay e v e n i n g a, s u r p r i s e pa r t y Tvas completely carried out in honor oi' Mr. Jasper Hopper. Upon h.is return homo ''rciii hi evening chores icar of ".a' nrss burst forth when he saw the I aemhied r-rov.-d. Anioug those vmcsent Miss Ti;y Coh'cntz. who arose front her bed to make the trin. hut had to go ! na'-"'? to bed. T'V- was t'-e only sad f m -! t cT-f : h: ; marred i.-.c c. vrvcr.'-c o:" I'r.t ove;i;ng for li'te host. t.ir.r -f'ear that pvoh'I.Uio'."! v"0Lii'.i f-n- pi -' t!1' ;ai:s of ti:o cominy, anr; C'us iT'iiO'-v .iM.-le.--s :i;:;"h vaina'oie ivopc-rt.v. w as ill f'nj'.-h--d. - ;ur;S are .Joil-g very wril. In Ho:.-'-: . hiairj. -or .--;tmpic. th.e perd-' perd-' ciuiary po:c;!at ion :s t'.ie iar-cs in tne iiistcy of r'.-,e inst'tu'ion. and the wa r-d-Mi i hard p-'ished to find aecommoda-tior.s aecommoda-tior.s for t!:e riew comers. Wliy. "Scat's Wrong With It? for tins extract from a report of the Do-'c-Vk-'' ar'-ou-jL " iri'ipw" ." "..r- amo"- Wii::.? Fcnp't'! an:u:.g Swedes ; mo--: a c::-ta".n chi ;s ::i:'j;-:an-J ' tu Some PicUcIl. A;-.:.oi-.r:'-e:r.eul hy ri'.e eitern Spring As an .:d:'or Mr." J. Ralph r-.okf:! -0"h!y r-aeh'-'S a vc-v ia.- e ei:---v t r-::; D-tMnk-rs in v. erv pa:" of the -unr.d: as .i ie'i :rer "Ms time is '""Pv u'lr- OMiorwic Tlicy Are Very CcpathcUc. 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