Salt Lake Tribune | 1919-05-15 | Page 6 | Why Not?

Why Not? When our boys who canned tho kaiser, or who stayed in earn) or (ship, Come h.ick home and pound- the pavements, pave-ments, yell ynui- heads off, let 'or rip. Open up your toothless cavern or your lunchroom titled with pearls. Hoot until your ears are aching and your I top-piece reels and whirls. wnen wia oiory parses ny you. bare your bead, salute your flag You can thank your Uncle Sammy that it's not a German rug. Yap until your lungs are bursting, rock the buildings, about and sing. Show the boys they own the city and can have 'most everything. Fill them up with pies and good things till they split their veuts and jeans,"" Turkey, goose, and young spring chicken, put the lid on army beans. Let them smoke like traction engines, till it's like a Lo ndo n fog, Stuff them full of fun and pleasure till they're tired as a dog. Cart them home on rubber tires, let them sleep at least a week. Put a muffler on the d.mrbcll, throw alarm clucks in the creek. Then, when each and every fellow once ; g;i in is rk-an and sa ne. Pay him fr his h-ss in wagus; give him back his j"b ag;iin. I'rivaio I, eland Hayden in "The Cro," Bourges. Fraib e.