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Show It is said that the tango industrv is declining in Paris. Japan dislikes Bryan's policy of "watchful waiting." Villa is saying nice things about the United States. He certainly is a gcu. tleman bandit. In putting copper tips on cigarettes tho French government certainly dis-pla3's dis-pla3's somo brass. Andrew Carnegie is trying hard to die poor. Most of ub can do that without with-out trj'ing. ' Back cast they say that prosperity is returning. It has never been absent from Utah. Japan says it is going to try some "other way" on us. Bring ou your other way; -who's afraid 7 A rand opera singer of Is'cw York complains that he cannot save any-tbiuc any-tbiuc on $M00 a night. Ho should not bo paid until the morning after. It is contended that women over .'50 years of age aro oligiblo to the office of governor of Illiuois. No woman wants the office on such terms. It is said that tho civilized population popula-tion of South Africa numbers about- 1,-nOO.OOO. 1,-nOO.OOO. Aro any of them left in the Union of South Africa? It is said that Japsrn has passed tho same kind of a land law as California. No American will bo hoard to complain. com-plain. i. . - Sonor Villa tays it was tho syhloin that made him a bandit. Ho must havo been talking with au American captain of industry. 4 It is alleged that Presidoiit Wilson recently referred to Secretary Bryan as "a perfect dear." Don't cheer, boyf Champ Clark is listening! .Roger Sullivan says he wants to go to the United States seuatc to uphold tho president's hands. In that, cab" the prosident'will need more soap aud water. wa-ter. ow England is experimenting with a poach troo imported from China, which is expected to withstand tho mcl rigorous, winters of that region. Some poach! Denmark has taken a census of its fruit trees, and finds that sho has .5,-JH1.000 .5,-JH1.000 of all kinds. There appears to bo no racc-Hiicide among her tree pop-Intion. pop-Intion. Instead of pacifying Mexico, why not pacify John D. Rockefeller and Lord Cowdray, who are said to bo tho cause of all tho rumpus by their fight on each other? Francis Dowcs Sayro, the national son-in-law. has. returned to this country coun-try and says he will engage in uplift work. Somo, of our most popular bomb-throwers aro engaged in uplift work nowadays. "Wo shall tliiQ out the cruoka'l |