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Show W.herc is that answer? And echo an-swers, an-swers, "Where?" It seems that Price -wants to do a land office business. H' And it is certain that tho American niouutain will not no to the polygamous Now that wc know why is the high price of coal, which is t'ho best. way. to H' bring it down? .- Oo-oo-ool Suppose any: school ; ! boy , had to face all . 'of .those ' superinten-Hj superinten-Hj dents at one-time! . Hcxamcth.ylcnctetraminc is not a "pied" line." "but it 'is' word and it is some Word, top, if you notice. From what we havo.beeu told so fre-H, fre-H, quently of latet the Commercial club . is Hj: certainly going to got a move on itself. -A London paper blames the United Hj StateH for a lot of English troubles, ft Uncle Sam's shoulders are broad, a liy-' H way. Judge Moyle, though, Khould ,und.or-i ,und.or-i bland that the Republican' Dcscrct News doesn't think it is a bit fair to hit back. . Thpj' send men to jail "for issuing bo-gus bo-gus money; but they pa3: some -of 'cm H' ten per cent for giving out spurious revelation's. H, Watch the thermometer, aud you will ifnd that the' climb in the price of coa! H isn't u bit behind the reverse action of (.he mercury. r , v After having looked ovor the work on tho big ditch at Panama, the Prcai-dent, Prcai-dent, is now about to demuustrate that Bi he can come back. Anyway, we don't thuuk Chemist B Wiley a little bit for having waked us i up out oF tho dream that 'food prices B; were' coming down. B "Not a word. not a word," says B Colonel "Roosevelt. Very well!. Very Bi well! But don't make so confounded B much noise about it. j ho Ralph Johnstone has fallen to his B death. For ohc who flew ao high, it H; intfst have beeu expected that his fall B wonld ha'e been fatal. Now, if. may not have occurred to B tnt5 church politicians that they liavc B Ktartad Fomcthingj but it may penetrate B by the time the p'coplo finish it. -Information is to the effect that the Pdsttjl department has determined to B snap-shoot postoflice mashers; Why the B "snap" qualification wo donM. 3now. B P.eaple hcreubouts complain that the Snioot organ is loo fond of lying; biit Bj what on earth else could it do and re- B tamlhe favor of the Federal Bunch 7 However, it may be . conceded that Apostle Shioot has a right to desire the most useful and accommodating ser-vant ser-vant available, as George Sutherland ivillj contend. B ' Standard Oil, after a Ht niggle during B four years, has lic.aiii beaten the Gov- B crnment. The ucw'h doesn't amount, to a scare; bus it might develop into such B when, expressed: in your next oil' bill. K We arc told that 'the 'splendid women H; of Salt Luke arc dotormineil to get tho B next big convention of the Federation ' 1 of Women.. Now, if all the people of Hj ti.p. roantry know our sweet wives and daughlers as we do. tboy will just let 'cm have what they aro after without any more fuss about it. |