Salt Lake Tribune | 1910-11-23 | Page 6 | Local News

Hjj It is. almost as bnd to have a polili- H8 cat boss as a cook. H But; why does tho rcd-hcaded heathen Htfl rago and.imagino n vain thin,?? Hjf Sufficient to the week is I he joy Huj thereof four days and no school. Hu! Have j'ou seen the man who has not H tried to explain how it happened? H Sometimes the best laid plans, like Hl will go wrong if kept too long. Hh Ono thing' to be thought-of , just now H is what you hnvo to be thankful for, HH One of the. finest cures for "tho H bltiCB" is work; and to work is to H boosL 1 Most of us, wo-imagine; are at leas I R thankful today that we aro not Doctor H Crippon. , H Bojrs, you must remember tomorrow H that too much turkey is not good for B tho tumm.y. Hl It is easy enough to catch a turkey H if you can mako a successful chase for the prieo. "When the lover' tells his best girl that ho is unworthy of her she doesn't dis-putc dis-putc with him. Hj On the other hand, "tho brethren" are fonder of breaking pledges than of "busting" trusts. Bacon at forty-live cents a pound. That price is the rotil thing in the Hj way of prohibition. H A pessimist is ono who not only re- fuses to be happy, but doesn't want anybody else to be. H However, it begins to look as though there is quite as much smoke as lire in the reports of that .alleged revolution H in Mexico. B A mossback is a person who over- looks a dollarfa worth of property eu-hanccment eu-hanccment in' f rying to prevent a dimo's H worth of improvement. -"The race -for wealth ends at the cemetery," asserts tho Chicago Daily News. But 6omctimcs it has been Hj known to begin there with a will. j AnyTVa-, it is perfectly natural for tho organ of Apostlc-Scnalor Smoot to know that there is a -coal trust here, Hj inco it helped nurse it into existence. Those who imagine that tho instruc-tors instruc-tors havo been unable to make any-thing any-thing out of Apostle Hcbcr J. Grant's voice niio-ht bo undeceived if they saw bis tuition bills. Another boy shot by a companion with a riflo in Ins' irresponsible hands. A it possible that some persons will never learn by reading, or is it that B they never read? Hj , Besides, if tho morning organ of the Hj Federal Bunch desires to really do something for tho State, it might lend B a little assistanco in suppressing the B crime of new polygamy. " "Every 'man holicycs his oxpericncp B would make an iutcrcHttng look," rc- marfis tb Atchison Olobo And oven H man who imagines so has an enemy who would- like him to writo it. News from New York that a couple o.f get-rich-quick outfits have succcodcd in mulcting the public of forty million j dollars bound to nave the effect of fonfirmibg men in the belief that there is one of a certain class of. humnnity born over.v minute.