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Show Iff! r'My policy" looks brand-new. II Making a name inventing an alias. H' Mi Operating in real estate diguing a S aiich. Hill But. rr. Pinchot failed to apply his IB conservation policy to his own job. HjH Butter at forty-flv.c cents a pound. HI tind some of it not fit oven for nslc HtB grease. i ' ' HH Some men would put their brains in tlioir wives' names j Ihey were. of. any HHE value. i Hfll Hnl ley's comet had better not' conic Hj ioo close or someone -will bo putting BBS on s a'' liflj Those who resolved to bo truth ful Ml ur" self-foreclosed from active jiartici- HH pation in politics. HjH Besides, Mr. Weatherman, you arc HH laving yourself liable to a charge of I'll pernicious activity. BiHI . . HjH .Count; that day lost whose low- HH descending sun finds not food prjc.es HjH fcOaripg one by one. Hjl But tabernacle scrmonizers should be HH careful not fo pick unto themselves Hjl pecks of pickled peppers.' II Being- Speaker of the'House just now, HH the incumbent would say, is quite what HH GQ'ncra.1 Sherman declared war to be. II Four of the sugar trust's short- II weightcrs liavo been sent to prison-; II but'tboy are not of. the 'J men (higher IjH Of course, tariff Tcfor.m will bo pcr- NH mittcd to play farewell ongagcinents H as long as there is any money in it for II thfc trusts. H Thai Western man who has offered to H marry Carrie Nation must: be 'one of pH those follows who boast qf ability to H lick their weight in wildcats:' BH Don't apply for a position as census HH onumcrator unless you arc prepared to BH receive with patienco and forbearance BH the rebuff, "It's none of your busi- H The chief Mormon church organ says H that The Tribune is a prevaricator. HH Well, wo refuse, to be outdone-: in H courtesy; so tho same to it, and .many of thorn. H There aro fourteen thousand full- H grown oysters in a ton, they say. Wc H have sometimes eaten an infinitely H smaller number and yet imagined that H they felt heavier. H Clifford Ilormon, a millionaire of H Now York, is among the high flyers" in H tho aerial contests at Los Angeles. Tt Hl is at least an innovation for a New H York millionaire to do his high flying H outside of Manhattan Island. H It scorns that the Republican Con- H grssioual committee hns issued notice H to the insurgents that they need expect J no help wben tho3' come -up for rc-clcc- H tion next fall. But do the committcc- H men forget that tho pcoplo aro some- H times able to bo of considerable .service H at 'an .election? H "Tho'fgentlemen. who contemplate fly- H ing to the :s6uth pole by balloon should H bear In' mind; that facilities for refilling H are not u're't-class in that vicinity," H .remarks vthc Philadelphia Public Hj Ledger. SE5ut isn't it rather unjust to thus-sumninriJydiscount the produciivo capacity of (ho Walter Wollman retort, and to count him out of the game? |