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Show And it beciiis fo look as if 1 here jsn'f, oven a Doctor Cook. Hres hopinc 'ou all got started off with the best foot foremost. By (his t.imc, however, it is probable that the sugar trust, docs not feel above Parr. ' - ' When the year m.10 "takes thn count," Zippinc Zion will be found lo have that two hundred thousand count. An ovcrspcoding ..chauffeur was av-, i rested here on last Friday it was. a couple of policemen that he bowled I over. That Philadelphia elopement gives 1 ovidenco ,of the fact that there is noth ing quite so foolish as a. combination of young and old fools. General Estrada refuses to recognize ' the Madriz administration in Nicara gua. Why should ho if it is merely a reincarnation of 'jclnyaj . Among the men in the East there is started a crusade againet women's dresses that hook up tho back. Just ! like coward man to attack woman from bohind. i . As that Canadian' physician srvs, Doctor Cook has gone into seclusion; dud tho rest of us arc beginning to think that he has also pulled it in after him. Keep the New Year's Tribune. It is the best compendium of useful in ; formation concerning tho State that j will bo available to you throughout the I year. Tt is said by the dispatches that, in Central America and, Mexico the United States is hated, and feared; but. Uncle i Sam may console lumsolf in the thought J that ho isn 't despised. , Doctor Tanner, fasted for forty days merely as a matter of experiment to satisfy etiriositj'; but if tho food trust keeps on, tho forty-day fast will go into the necessity class. i Tho districts outside of the city lim- I its which desire to be annexed arc in- i creasing in number. Never any such situation as that until Amcricauism j h'eld sway in tho municipal government. Having seen the wonderful enlrench-i enlrench-i ihent in power achieved by such organ- i izutiona in the business world, Central ' American states, aro talking of forming ' a government trust among themselves. A Kentucky lawyer committed sui- eide because his memory failed him while endeavoring to make, a speech at a banquet. Evidently tho unfortunate unfor-tunate man forgot himself even in the ' end. It seems that tho Dcserct News ob-j ob-j .loots because the newly-elected eitv councilman held caucuses. As wc un j derstand tho church organ, too, it j would much rather that they would di no business at all. ; A young man in Missouri has lived five weeks with a bullet in his hctirt; . but for all that, there is no daugcr that others aro curious enough to wnut to try tho experiment for the purpose of experiencing the sensations felt. President Taft shook hands with more than fivo thousand people on the i h'rst day of tho year. That is quite a number; but it must nut be assumed that therr" arc not still a few whom ho i would like to "shako" before tho year is ended.- |