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Show I Ono of the left-over bad habits is, "Oh, you kid!" But Piogencs would dodge the tub these cold mornings: Graft iu the Colorado penitentiary'? Put the grafters there, too. If, is not necessarily pride that goes before a fall on the slippery sidewalk. Great Britain, slaid as she is,, dan show some "liveliness of spirit on occasion. occa-sion. . But Chore's -nothing particularly new in a proposed investigation of a trust on paper. Will Mr. Pinchot carry his stubborn insubordination so far as to refuse fo stay put out? Even thus early in the new year hades has received a fresh consign mcnt of paving material. "Mash tho mashers," advises tho Detroit Free Press. That ought to be easy they're soft enough. One thing about not being mentioned in a rich relative's will is the fun had out of tho effort to break it. However, the war in Nicaragua is uot worthy of mention on the same day with that being fought at Washington. Out of respect to the author of the new National -.Guard law, State troops will naturally try o be "up to Dick." Thoro are ' misgivings about Undo loo Cannon's -.ability to observe that New Year's resolution, if it was never Iio swear, Although they nro going to turn tlio" searchlight . oit high food prices, will that make tho cost of living any Signs are (o Iho effect that it is about time for the Congressional majority to adopt Koino sort of conservation policy in its' own behalf. s "Christ, the Lord is born," sang tho daughter of tho house; and tho little fivo-ycar-old chap exclaimed in horror, "Oo-oo-oo! Slssnr is swcaringl" With respect to his- recent performances, perform-ances, tho weather man will kindly accept ac-cept the suggestion that thcro is no nubile clamor for a return engagement. If Colonel Roosevelt hurries homo ho -will catch 'em right in tho middle of it. Attentive, listening fails to reveal any heartbreaking sobs on the 33cmo-cratic 33cmo-cratic sido of Iho house. Senator Elkins says that the cost of living is far beyond the income of tho ordinnry man. It may bo added that tho exception is ouly where the wage i earner doesn't, really live. I A Eoventeon-year-old boy in Florida put to eternal sleep a couplo of thugs who attacked him on Saturday. Tf Mr. Carnegie has any medals for heroes of that sort, that lad' certainly deserves a dozen of them. Census Director - Durand recommends that nogfo enumerators bo employed to take the census in negro quarters. Nevertheless, Nev-ertheless, it is not the first time in history his-tory that there was' an effort to procure colored returns. An inquirer desires tQ know if Speaker Cannon is from Utah. Not-withfttading Not-withfttading tho nature of the question indicates that the applicant for information infor-mation cannot jiossibly bo :i subscriber to Tho Tribune, wo obligingly and cheerfully answer, No, siroo! lie is of the State that also is obliged to endure Chicago. |