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Show ! 1 Observer s Observations I ! I I T observe that a species of wild chauffeur in large numbers, is running; ; at large on the paved streets of Salt Lake, endangering tho lives of the pco- : pie. 1 That with all of Observer's appeals the majority of bicycles on the streets : are used without' cither lights or bells. 1 It is time the police wore getting a move on themselves. j Thai the "saints" sustain their, prophet at conference time with their , hands, and That the prophet sustains himself between be-tween conferences with the labor of '. the "saints' ' ' hands. That, the more there is of prohibition ) in Utah tho more money there will be i for the tithing fund. Sec? That there are a number of "saints" in ITtah who need the Keeley cure as well as soma gentiles. " That Saltair in in danger of' losing .' some of its. popularity with Provo and I Logan delogations if the saloon is cut 1 out. , -. -v. . ! I hat m'a'n.v people are anxious for tho 1 reformation of others when its results are in favor of themselves. j ; .That, there io no path of virtue so j little traveled as that of unselfishness. That, consistency as a jewel is hot ; worn bv the hierareh when that clique ' demands prohibition of the liquor j traffic while itself indulges brazcnlv in that -which is worse than drunkenness, i That if prohibition were in force in Utah today Reed Smoot and Z, ( I M. I. would evade- the law, or else fhe ! Smoot drug store of Provo and the Holiness fo the Lord drug store, in Salt Lake City would lose the principal part of their business. That there are a unmber of other dogs that, mgiht with profit'lo ihe neighborhood neighbor-hood be taken to tho bench show, and kept there. That (here were two noticeable gatherings gath-erings in Salt L'ako City last week. That one parson got beautifullv left for Ins freshness on "All Fool's iluy. " That there is no need for fools 10 be lonesome considering the number going that way. That no one is willing to acknowledge that to see the new' moon over the left, shoulder is unluckv. but the most of us prefer to sec it over the right shoulder just the same. Tliat lii'e is not alwavs what "one" makes it. Sometimes two or more tako' a hand at the making. |