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Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM. UTAH j- If W ff 7fl fl f ."..LHl SI un ror the Whole family ' 'I fyfhLPhillipr WNVfar W THE DICTATOR AT DOME Dictator (returning home after a bumptious day-H- ail! Wife--Hail my eye! Remember ' you're not at the chancellery now. Dictator-- Do you realize to whom you are speaking? Wife I'm the only person who ' does! Dictator (still unable to shake off the dictator mood)-- My smoking 1 jacket, please! Wife You know where It Is, don t you? Dictator-G- et It for me at once, E Wife Get It yourself. You're no cripple. Dictator I warn you. you are ex-hausting my patience. Wife Aw, cut out that line. Tootsl Dictator (wincing) Toots! Wife You never used to object to me calling you that Dictator-T- hat was away back be-fore I . . before, I, er . . . Wife Before you got all those uni-forms, emblems and Ideas for salutes. You were a nice boy In those days. Little did I ever dream you'd turn out like this. Dictator There you go belittling me again! Wife I'm not belittling you. Dictator Yes you are. (He lights a cigar.) Wife (sternly) Put out that nickel stogiel You know better than to smoke in the living room. Dictator I'll smoke where I wish. This is my house. Wife Lissen, you either put that roman candle out or you go out on the back porch and smoke It. And no back talk! Dictator (who knows when he Is licked) Oh, all right, but I want It understood that my action is not to be misinterpreted as a sign of weak-ness. I am not establishing a prece-dent I know my rights and . . . Wife Aw. Joe, pipe down! You sound so silly. Dictator I resent your studied at-tempts to undermine my It's not very nice of you. Wife You've got me wrong, Joe. All I want you to understand is that you can't get away with all that boss of the universe stuff with me. I knew you when. Dictator You ought to be proud of me. Wife Why? Dictator Look what I've done! Look where I've risen! And all on my own ability. Wife Gee, but you've got a swelled head. Don't I get any cred-it? Who designed that emblem? I did. Who thought up that color scheme for the shirts? Me. Who sat up with you night after night studying history and trying to point out Napoleon's mistakes? Dictator Have we got to go over all that again? You helped me, I admit. But I had to have brains. Wife Baloney. All you had to have was a radio and your nerve. Dictator Let's not argue. Is my steak ready? Wife What makes you think you're getting steak? Dictator I told you I wanted steak tonight. Wife So what? You're getting cold roast beef. Dictator I will not have my or-ders ignored with impunity. I will not be treated so contemptuously I will not permit my authority to be disrespected. ' Wife If you knew how funny you looked talking that way, you'd cut it out. Toots. Dictator Don't call me Toots. Do you know what millions of people are calling me? They are me calling their hope, their idol, their peer-less leaderl Wife Yeah. And do you remem-ber what the boys used to call you back In your boyhood days? Dictator What? Wife Peewee! Dictator This is too much. I'll go down to the palace where the boys respect me for what I am. Wife Okay, as long as you don't bring 'em up here. "Eight types of Near Beer Being Tried in Germany." Headline. So that is virtory! Si CAN YOU REMEMBER Away back when the word "de- fense" generally referred to foot-ball? Marshal retain is for a m movement. The Man With the Hoch. ALLIANCE Three howling dogs got out one day Into such blustery weather That lest they be blown off the man They tied their tails together. H. Langeler. BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN 7 NI7 WW'S MORt, 3A FtOCK MO VOL) GO jrfCM eOV, wONTi "Z. Tbl'tf UoNDri?FUL) 1 HB UNDERSTAND if OUT D" AND LOOK Jjf WHvZkTuLJ ' MPVERV'THIN' VA J AROUND THE? 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Struck Amidships Sympathizer Poor little fellowl Where did that cruel boy hit you? Little Boy Boo, hoo! We was havin' a naval battle and he tor-pedoed me in the engine room. WILLING SPIRIT By gluyas williams a wmi srn SlA)WTOFll-faPW- KiftHMfOWeWWTttfTtlE- - fW fWM J0H8COV t(lHf di. if ftftrtWPRlAlKfSTtwr iTKHEPWfRV(DK5'CF M,RIuy0RK.Wirf S scrW rsivn is ho iohsqi xooit rmpi6 tn ut fatf m & ft stf 1m A8ii wd she OH CiT R CflWCT It UP51S f 6li fnRcu6H fnt P0 THE SPORTING THING M?&nJ "Therel Uuw do yoo Uke It?" Sudden Attack Harold Were you ever bothered with athlete's foot? Edgar Yeah, once when the foot-ball player caught me out with his girl friend. Philadelphia Bulletin. Not So Cheap Mrs. Tenderfoot Will the opera tion to be dangerous, doctor? Dr. Slieem Now don't you worry about tnat. You can't buy a dan-gerous operation for $50. |