Salt Lake Tribune | 1907-10-27 | Page 2 | Seeing Salt Lake as She Really Is

Seeing Salt Lake As She Really Is yj - : : ( EVERYBODY sarins rK.FiSlON . Th(: FUSfOW I Works both nig-ht and day. quartette FROM EWRLY N ThC MONIN4 f -zZ I UNTIL THEY REACH THE HY. I i I They're cookihg a Fusion viiwefC) ( Jwffifis' A Por-PiEviftPE oFCRow. 7 "J 1 EVERYBODY WOEKS FOR Ftiior I VJm J FEL ) BY EVAN B. JOHNSON. "Did you ever play a game of "freeze out," inquired Victor, as wo climbed aboard our Reo bubble. 1 admitted ad-mitted that I had indulged in that sort of speculation, and my guide replied: "Well, then you ought to get in on the fusion game. It's tho coldest thing the local politicians ever tackled. The only thing that gives it a particle of warmth is Harry Joseph's ardor and complexion. You can't thaw out Bnow. Uc simply rofuses to kick in with tho game. If you should send his opinion of fusion through tho mails you'd got pinched. Dick Morris has been heard Jrom on tho Eiibject. and it is thought he is going to voto tho American party ticket when ho becomes really convinced con-vinced that the whiskered D'ictatum Dictorious has handod him tho double cross. "Harry Wants-lo-bo-Congressman Joseph Jo-seph e-jss that ho has the Donkey or ganization faded and the only thing necessary to really accomplish the death of tho local Democracy is to havo the Ecclesiastical Economists pull Morris Mor-ris off the ticket. Dick, though, is a f;amo sort of a cock and is going brave-y brave-y to tho slaughter with his spurs itching itch-ing for G. O, P. g-o-r-c. Dick don 't .be-liovo .be-liovo in church interference in politics when iL interferes with Dick. "Tha thing that is worrying Profit Smith a whole lot theso day's is tho introduction in-troduction of tho voting machine. There is entirely too much secrecy about that up-to-dato affair to suit tho wise old fazaboo. Ho knows that thero are a unch of young Mormons who are getting get-ting wiso to his got-rich-quick schemes that aro apt to slip him a solnr pexu plexus on the fifth, and Joo hates to take tho' count. "When tho Republicans put on their vaudcvillo show at tho Lyric they introduced in-troduced a littlo biirlosauo'entitled 'For tho Separation of Church and Stato,' but Parley Politics Jonson has put that From the Deck of a Rubberneck Rub-berneck Wagon, by a Man Who Knows : : i part ot the play on the blink by stat-nijg stat-nijg that tho church is in the fight, to win. Parley has a frank way about him that docsn 'fr altogether ploaso some ot tho tithing-takcrs. Parlev believes that whiskers hide a multitude of sins and he s ui for a clean-shaven campaign. cam-paign. ,rAsh Snow put his foot in it the other day by asking Chairman Darmer ot tho Americau party a few foolish questions that any ton-vear-old boy-could boy-could have answered without missin' any of his regular recitations. Snow wanted a public de,bato and demanded a showdown. Darmer wanted a little of very valuable timo reading the challenge chal-lenge and sont back an answer that nmdo Ashby wish that ho hadn't spoko at, all. Ho ain't sayin' a word now. AO quo around Democratic headquarters headquar-ters is allowed to speak above a whis. per. -There is plenty of Snow inside, nnd frost on tho window panes. It ib tho cold-storage gravo or Democratic hopes, ' ' s