Salt Lake Tribune | 1905-11-30 | Page 4 | Local News

When football and hazing are abolished, abol-ished, what will bo left to make higher education really attractive? But be considerate enough not to make it Impossible today for your digestive di-gestive powers to bo thankful. Prof. Hyatt, we notice. Is a believer In the old theory that cold weather Is quite appropriate at this season of the year. Eastern football players would not think much of games played In Utah, as there Is rarely anything brutal about I them. ! But there can be no such thing as perfect thankfulness today, as the smoke nuisance will be around to prevent pre-vent It. Tou may be thankful this Than Its -giving Day If you do not make the mistake mis-take of going to the old postofhee for your mall. Church officials In Logan will today. for the first time, hold Thanksgiving services, thus showing a disposition to be religious. Among the many things Utah has to be thankful for Is the strong probu-blllty probu-blllty that Brother tfmoot will not be long in the Senate B Members of the gambling fraternity p have, however, the reason tq be thank- H; ful today, that they have been allowed H to operate so long. Gamblers have a hunch that a good many of their former patronn are going to waste their money at holiday time on presents and provisions Even Latter-day Saints are being im-I im-I pressed by th beautiful Thangsglvlng custom, especially those who raise turkeys for the market. I M 1 Curdy retired from tho Mutual I I Ln.' presidency yesterday, thus helping I to diffuse the thankful spiilt of the - . j time among the policyholders. '. I When you saw the handsome and ex- pensive new quarters of the postofMce, -t.i I were you not surprised that there was ,, J no extra charge Tor articles sold there'' i- I Not the least of the things thrs Na- ?f- - 3 tlon has to be thankful for. in th. opinion of Collector Calllster, is the r ; faW hat lie is to continue In its aer- '& -f Creditors of Brother Schettler who ! '-'! think he should not be promoted In the Jj church should remember that he was always able to raise money to pay Kgjfffll Even though he was not making much 9gg money, Brother Schettler did not hesi- tnt to take extra wives, nnd so why should not tho hierarchy glv Mm prrrslsstlcal advancement ?