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Show MeS Well, hnv does It f?r) to have the old Hggl habits back, safe and sound, once Hu - j more? Hv Anyway, the Btfhettler depositors HuJ have good authority for visiting the Pins of the father upon the son? Hq "! But the coming T.euislature will not Hd'j ho what Legislatures UMd to be, as the Hv 1 Hop,. Abel John Evans will not be in It. KH 3 Property owners who did not vote on Hfljl the water bond question, will, anjwaj. HJf'tj display foin hniul interest at tac-pay- Hnn Ing time. Hkl Speaking of co-operating with the Hdfl Governor, we are reminded that Presi- H dent Smith Is the leading co-operator fl In Zion. Bin i .rtalnly. the Hon. Tom Hull feels BU that he is Justly entitled to the B9 Speakership, as he has had the honor Hl only once. I . Doubtless?1, more interest w ould have l been phown in Tuesday's election if the um proposition had been to spend a million iy dollars for beer. il Senator Smoot can show by all his witnesses that they never heard him ag t, iking the oath that he is said to have 9-1 taken in the temple. jfl It Is quite pleasant for bachelors to (fy be able once more to go around to call Iotf their fair friends with little fear of being asked to marry. Now that the Japs have had their great desire to enter Port Arthur gratified, grati-fied, they find that It is not such a If pleasant place, after all. 3 Gov. Cutler finds a great many cheer- ajj fully willing to co-operate with him so 8 as to enable him to avoid mistakes" In Ivj making appointments Many of the Japs at Port Arthur will soon be able to pay ojme attention to j Gen. Kuropatkln, trusting that he will ' excuse their long neglect fj'i Salt Lake robbers have evidently ij ' heard that It Is commendable at the beginning of a year to make a resolu-i resolu-i J tion to be more Industrious. Mr. Sutherland can tell the commit-I commit-I ; tee that there Is no such thing here as 'i, ' church influence in politics, and that he expects to be elected by It. Banker Schettler wishes to remind his indignant creditors that high offl- lal have frequently pointed out the duty of. caring well for plural wives, j ; When he reaches Washington as a witness. Mr. Sutherland will become ', . prominent as the man who is running j j for the Senate against Judge Bartch. I But in selecting friends for the pleasant pleas-ant Washington trip, why does Senator Sena-tor Smoot discriminate against devoted 3 ft followers who have more than one 11 wife? Prof. Talmage will lie able to testlfl j . that nowhere, in his geological Inves- ft ligations in Utah, has he found any y S fault that Senator Smoot should be H I blamed for. i Looking over the programme of the B J State Teachers' association, we see no i ' mention of the Important branch of our 1 educational system embracing the re- J llgion classes. iJj If the Then who robhbed a saloon B9 Tuesday evening are ones who were Hn ordered to leave the city, they have the KM defense that they needed the money to Hfjt promptly comply with the order. B'jjf adroit questioning, the Investlgat- H Ing committee can doubtless draw from Ihe Hon. Arthur L, Thomas the admls- B,; jf sion that the Salt Lake postofflce Is I - ihe best manages one in the United Bl States. HI In the Fifty-first and Fifty-Second HI districts only nine votes were cast for Hf,ju tne water bonds, but It must be re- pile, with reservoirs and conduits for drinking purposes, |