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Show SPICE. Mother Johnny! On your way homo I from school, stop at tho storo and got me a Btlck of candy and a bar of soap. Father What do you want of a stick E of candy? Mother That'H bo ho'U romcmbcr the . soap. Now York Weekly. a v Mr. Huggard If you don't stop looking ' so sweet I'll kiss you. j Miss Koy No you won't. ' Mr. Huggard Why won't I? ' Miss Koy You won't unless you can kcop me from screnmlng And or you I know you can. Philadelphia Press. 4 y a Mrs. Nowlywcd Havo you any nice ! slumps this morning? 1 Eutoher Slumps? What aro they? i Mrs. Newlywed Indeed. I don't know; j but my husband is always talking about a slump in tho market, and I thought I ehould like to try somo. Philadelphia Record. ' Housekeeper Do you love children? Applicant It all depends on th' wages, Mum! Puck. j "I can hardly mako up my mind to ac- ! cent Reglnuld. Ho la so self-satlsiled that i I lear he will provo too exacting." i "On the contrary, my dear, tho clrcum- ' stanco ehowo that ho In vory easily satis- ! tied." New Orleans Times-Democrat i |