Show AMERICA IN ENGLAND According to common report the patriotic patri-otic isncllohman Is troubled at the American Ameri-can Incursion into his dally life The Dally Mall cites a case possible rather than probable In the domestic life we have got to this Tho average man rises In tho morning from his New England sheets ho shaves With American soap and a Yankee safety razor pulls on his Boston boots over his sock from North Carolina fastens his Connecticut braces sllpa hula Walt ham or Watcrbury watch In his pocket and Hits clown to breakfast There he congratulates congratu-lates his wife on the way her Illinois siralghtjTronl corset sets off her Massachusetts Massa-chusetts blouse shirt walslj and when ho lackleH his breakfast he cats bread mado from prairie flour tinned oysters from Baltimore and a little Kansas City bacon whllo his wife plays with a little Chicago ox tongue The children are given American oats At Ito same time t he reads hIs morning paper printed by American machines on American paper with American Ink and possibly edited by a smart Journalist from New York city lIe rushes out catches the electric tram New York to Shcpard s Bush whero he gels Into It Yankee elevator to take him on lo the American filled electric railway I to the city Al his ofllcc of course everything Is American Ho sits on a Nebraska swivel chair before a Michigan rolltop depk writes hit letters on a Syracuse typewriter type-writer signing them with a New York fountain pen and drying Ihem with a blotting lIen from New England Tho letter copies are put away in flies manufactured manu-factured In Grand Rapids At luncheon time he hallly swallows somo cold roast beet which comes from some midWest cow and flavors it with Pit bUl1 pickles followed by some Delaware Dela-ware tinned peaches And ao on throughout the entire day he Is carried by this article at every point finding himself under obligations to American enterprise and Ingenuity |