Show A number of the singing soubrettes of Commercial street paid their usual line to the city by not appearing to claim the bail put up and the corporation corpora-tion Is simply that much to the good but which emanated from the bad Poor old Tom King who says he gets a pension contributed u portion of It to the city yesterday when lie was fined 10 for ono of his periodical bats He made a very clevcr UXCUBC for his condition con-dition saying tlmfhfe was In company with some friends who were sitting up to sec Roosevelt come In but before Teddy arrived he fell asleep was gathered gath-ered In and thus missed even seeing the parade Gust Anderson once more sighed the Judge as he picked up the pen ej was sorry said Gust You look it was the remark of the court and all your promises to do better fall on deaf ears this time The court has no desire to make you a ward of the city but Mr Kimball will play host to your satisfaction during the next ten days You remember I promised prom-ised you fifty the next time you showed up and told you that I hoped you would never come back Yes gurgled Gust as he took his seat The whisky of this city does riot np pear to agree with Wasatch county constitutions con-stitutions evidently remarked the Judge as Jim Lafferty who lives at Charleston stood before him The sidewalks appear to become very slippery slip-pery within a few seconds after Nome of the gentlemen from the country hit them Stick to Wasatch county booze In the hereafter Mr Lafferty Then you may not suffer such at lapse of memory as you say you have experienced experi-enced You may go |