Show ADMIRAL DEWEY FOR PRESIDENT t HEALAItKAULT tRKDiCTJOX His Whos Queer Dream I I So the Admiral Is going to be a can didate for President Having ceased to shoot shells Into battlefields he will now shy casters Into polllleal arenas The hero of Manila Is to become the hero of a campaign He Is to pass from behind the steelthrowing guns of the Olympla to stand in front of the mudthrowing artillery of the politician politi-cian Old as he Is and great as he is he has still some bitter lessons to loam He will find a difference between sea tights with sailors and land lights with politicians between battles with guns and battles with jaws Shells screamed and exploded about him at Manila but unmoved he went right along through the hell of battle swing Ing his ships around that fiery circle and when it was all over was crowned with fames bay chaplets and en sunned in the hearts of his countrymen country-men How will he gel along amid the hell of politics How will he stand the mudslinging of the American press When the campaign is over dont you reckon he will look and feel like a man who has Just let loose of a funnel shaped cloud What a pity It Is Just as like as not ho never would have thought of it If he hadnt got married which leads us to remark that perhaps Ware was right In Haying When a man Is dead in love the successful rumination Of the plainest kind of gum Is a dill cult vocation How much better It would have been for Georges fame If he had planted himself with his wife In some beautiful beauti-ful home on a sightly eminence and Just reveled for the rest of his days In the delights of the domestic circleT circle-T ln friends let this be a warning to you Turn from politics lesl you fall Into Its mire and bo forever polluted Dwell with your thoughts upon your home and your household gods and have them In popperlon where the air comes pure from the peaks where the unrivaled splendors of a murvclously beautiful panorama are ever before your eyes where every home about you will add Its charms to yours where your children will strengthen and develop de-velop Into physical and Intellectual perfection and where when you uncoil and go to meet your Redeemer you will be comforted with the thought that yau arc leaving a home of substantial sub-stantial value behind you for your loved ones You owe it to yourselves you owe It to your wives and children to lined these remarks Blmeby when thc Burllnglon comes and everybody Is drunken upon the prosperity that will be ours wo will bo IL whole Jot more llnlky and skittish nnd hard to approach ap-proach than we are now Nov Is the tloie to buy to sot the certain profit of the future Everybody says that Is 1 everybody but a few old cadavers who never speak well of anything except their own property that popperlon Is briefly bound to I be I ho Nq plus ultra and grin go IJraugh of home places |