Show SPICE Well my little man said tho preacher Ve1 ltlo the day after did you got everything you expected to on Christmas Nopo I didnt get ono thing ma told me I was going to gcl indeed And what was that The slummEd ache Chicago Rec ordHerald a Towc Clmrllo Brokcleigh spoko to Claras stepfather last night but nc turned him down Browne dont think her stepfather I would offer any objection to any ono marrying Clara Ho doesnt care much about her Towne Exactly Ho wants to get rid of TowncBxacL that why ho turned down Brokelolgh Philadelphia Press a a S Farmer Wayback These peskY boy led a tin pal to that dogs tall and ran him eleven miles Ill sue cm I Mr Citymnn Was It your dog Farmer Wayback No it was my pall Somcrvlllc Journal a 1 I dont sec what makes that young friend of mine so very popular said Willie Wil-lie Wishington He Is I in demand for any number of Christmas parties That Is very easily explained answered an-swered Miss Cayenne He IB so nearsighted near-sighted that he is continually mistaking holly for mistletoe Washington Star > l a Mamma Johnny Jones what have you I In your mouth Johnny Nothin Mamma Johnny you know you have a piece of plo In your mouth I Johnnv No1 I aint its in me stum mlck Detroit Free Press a X Who are you that you como hero and talk to us like that 7 asked one of the officers of the corporation Arc you a stockholder C No sir he thundered Im one of the atraphol ers Indianapolis Sentinel a a o I think I owo you a call said Mrs Nopmt Really resiled the doctors wife relcd cuttingly Only this morning my husband hus-band wns remarking that your husband owes him half n dozen visits 1 Philadelphia Philadel-phia Press |