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Show 1 I THKXALT J.AKETIMKS, FKt D A V, AUGUST o, low 2 BUSINESS DIRECTORY. ADVERTISERS OF f'IRSTCLASS CITY. The Times commends to its patrons. the Business and Pro. fessional men whose cards ap-pear below. J Gko. M.Scott, Jab. Gi,endennin a ' President . Vice-Preside-ge 1 GEO. M. SCOTT & C( 1 (INCORPORATED.) --DEALERS IN-- Hardware and Mel Stoves, Tinware, Mill Findings, Etc, . AGLNTS FOR the Dodge Wood Pulley, Roebling'a Steele Vacuum Cylinder and Engine Oils, Hercules Powder, Atlas Engines i ers, Mack Injectors, Buffalo Scales, Jefferson Horse Whim. Blah Miners' and Blacksmiths' Tools, Etc. 168 MAIN STBEBTt Salt Liake City, - - H. 0. LETT 6 SON, IN RIO All ESTATE, CITY AW DEALERS No. af7 Mainstreet, opposite the Walker House, Salt Lake City. , RESTAURANTS. FOUNTAIN" LUNCH STAND, TERRY T. SHIMOISAKA. PROPRIETOR, fl NO. 115. South Main street. Short, order meals at all houri. Commutation Tickets fa, SALTLAKE WAFFLE & CHOP HOUSE AT ALL HOURS FROM 15 CENTS MEALS west Second Btreet. Jones & SE.N-io-proprietors. GLOBE CAFE, C F. HALL Co. MEALS AT ALL H0UR9 No. t Main street, Salt Lake City. i. SECOND-HAN- CLOTHING. mTlevey, . IN CAST OFF AND SECOND DEALER highest cash pries paid for same; notice hy mall promptly attended to;all kinds tailoring done. 69 w. First South street STENOGRAPHY. F. E. MeGUEEIN; STENOGRAPHER ; ALL KINDS OFFICIAL and Typewriting. Dealer in Remington Typewriter and supplies; Progress building. 3T TAILORS. W. A. TAYLOE, MERCHANT TAILOR. NEW SPRING arrived. 43and45east Second South street, Salt Lake City. " TRUNKS. HULBEET BEOS,, MANUFACTURERS OF FINE TRUNKS, sample trunks and cases to order; repairing a specialty; a? west First South street. WATCHMAKERS AND JEWELERS. Ab6LPH HAUEEBACH & S0NS,"" IJRACTICAL WATCHMAKERS. jewelry repaired and cleaned. A full line of Waterbury watches. No. IB, E. First South street, T. M. SUEBAUGH, FINE AMERICAN WATCHES, CLOCKS, watch repairing a specialty; prices reasonable ; 75 west First South street Salt Lake City. Utah. " MISCELLANEOUS. JOHN GEEEN, VTITH GREEN & CO., SANITARY CON- - T tractors and scavengers. P. O. box 63J WM. MOEEIS. EMYE EYNON. SALT LAKE STEAM CARPET CLEANING corner (fth West and Hazel streets, telephone 47a. First class work guaranteed. Orders taken at .1. O'Conner's drug store, j& Main street. P. O. box MO. M. TOBIAS & SON, IN FANCY GROCERIES. DFALF.R Poultry. Fruit and Vegetables. All goods delivered to any partof the city. No. Jlh south First East street. ELI L. PEIOE, ROCERIES AND PROVISIONS, 354 MAIN CI street. INSURANCE. LOUIS HYAMS & 00. UIHE. LIFE AND ACCIDENT. MUTUAL T Life of New York. 614 and 515 Progress Block. THE PENN. MUTUAL LIFE INS. CO. PHILADELPHIA, PA.. INCORPOft-ate- d OF 1847. conducted for members by momliers, and having unequalled e''irIty and greatest dividend paylnft ability. Taylor & Stephens, general agents, 400 and 401 Progress building. LIQUORS AM) CIGARS. 0HAMBEB OF COMMEECE, 1C ANO m WEST Snd SOUTH. THE IDw 1 inest Wines in the city. BEARD'S OIGAE ST0EE. IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC CIGARS. 1 Sole agents for the Sucker 5c Cigar. 17 west and South st. THE TWO PHILLIPS PLACE. BRANDS OF IMPORTED (CHOICEST and Cigars. Schustkb Phf.i.ps, proprietors, 63 E. Third South street, Salt Lake City. P. T. NYSTEOM. SALOON - FAMILIES (COMMERCIAL First South and Commer-cial streets. THE COTTAGE, WINES. CIOARS AND LIQUORS, CHOICE opposite the Utah & Nevada depot, J. Sullivan, proprietor. B0UD0IE SALOON, NO. 3D MAIN STREET. SALT LAKE CITY, Utah. Hillstead & Co., dealers in Wines. Liquors and Cigars. Salt Lake City Brewing Co s celebrated beer on draughty M0SHER, FLOOD & CO., MIRROR SALOON, City. 135 MAIN STREET, THE PHCENIX SALOON, TE. PEACOCK, PROPRIETOR, 928 STATE Ice cold Beer on draught; choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars. THE OCCIDENTAL, PURE GOODS ONLY AND OF THE BEST Studious Attention. Aukr A Murphy, Proprietors, No. 18 east First South street, Salt Lake City. OLIFT HOUSE BAB, 07Q MAIN STREET. A. J. TAYSUM Z I O Proprietor. MACHINERY. IRON WORKS, MACHINE SHOP AND steam engines, mining and mill ingwork. No. 140 west North Temple street; Telephone No. 456. MILLINERY AND DRESSMAKING, A?nrcoHNi 1MIE ONLY LADIES' TAILOR IN THE Ladies desiring the latest styles and fashions will do well to call on him. No. 68 East Second South, rooms 3 and 4. MONEY TO LOAN. T'- L WATTEEST1 BROKER, .11 E FIRST SOUTH STREET, Deseret Nat ional Bank, Salt Lake City, Makes loans on Watches, Diamonds and Jewelry; rents collected; railroad tickets bought and sold: business confidential. 1866. All unredeemed pledges sold at viy low rates. A. L.WILLIAMS, Second Door North ofPostoffice, - SOLE POB R, G. PLEASANT VALLEY, CASTLE C Anthracite, Charcoal, Blacksmith and Tigiron. Yards Cor. Fifth West and Second South Telephone No. 1 76, THE UTAH rOLLTRY 0MPASY, Wholesale Produce Dealers, General Commission merchants. Sole Western Agents for the Heston and Bell Spring Creamery Butter. 14 West and South st. Telephone 79; P. O. box 611. Branchhouse Park City, Utah. NOW IS THE TIME! Yes ! Time to Bee CHBfl 1 0LSf4! Who Have From $500 and Upwards to Loan on Cood Security or First Mortgage. Will give I to IK per cent interest. Guar-antee strict business. Christiansen I D sen, 29 Commercial St. - Salt Lake City Jncoporated, April 10, 1890. Teton House Building Companj, J. T. Lynch, F. P. Mogenson, B. R. Hickok, President. Treasurer. General Mi SaltLake, Utah, This company is purely a homo institution, organized to stay, and a spectfuliy invites tho attention of those desiring cottages, either for honm sale, to the neat, tasty and attractive appearance presented by this class tages when completed. We claim that they are stronger and warmertl ordinary rustic building, the sections all being made and put together l chinery, thereby making the work perfectly tight. We are now prepared nish estimates, take contracts and complete buildings on short time. B ronage of the public is most respectfully solicited. Office and yard No. JS North Temple street. Examine Oar Flans and Prices Before Yon Build. ACCOUNTANTS. HAEEY E. BROWNE, A CCOUNTANT, EXPERT AND CONSULT-- in, established 18s, K51 south Main st. The very best ol city reference given. 0. H. LaBELLE, A KCHITECT. 16 EAST FIRST SOUTH A Street, Salt Lalce City. I am prepared to furnish all manner of plans in the most im-proved style of architecture, such as churches, opera houses, hotels, banking houses, private residences and business blocks of any descrip-tion. Best of references given as to my stand-lug- . J. HANSEN, (t.ATK OF CHICA(10. A ItCHITFCT AND SUPERINTENDENT, A has removed hlB offices to 7, fcast Second South, room SJS. FEED A. HALE, (I.ATB Or DENVBK.) OF COMMERCIAL BLOCK, ARCHITECT SO, Wasatch building. WHITE 4 ULMER. AND SUPERINTENDENTS. ARCHITECTSand 411, ProgresB Block, Salt Lake City. WILLIAM CONDON. ROOMS FIRST FLOOR IAWYER. First South, between Main and Commercial streets. 8. A. MEEEITT, ATTORNEY, KOOM3 610 611, CITY building. John M. BitKE7.it, James A. Williams BEEEZE & WILLIAMS, A TTORNEYS-AT-LAW- , ROOMS 314 ft 315, A Progress buildlug. 0.W.P0WEES, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW- , Second South OPPOSITE street. GUMMING & CEIT0HL0W, TTORNEYS-AT-LAW- . ROOMS 4 AND 8, A Daft building, las Main street. M. E. McENANY, ATTORNEY.AT-LAW.PUOOUES-S HOOT AM) SHOE MAKING. E0BINS0N BEOS,, OHOK. MANUFACTURERS, 41) W. FIRST Smith street. Our own make of 13 shoes aro forging ahead. Repairing neatly executed THE PARAGON TS THE BEST AND CHEAPEST PLACE J fur Shoe Repairing. 11 west South Temple street. CIVIL KNGINKEKING. HAVIL"AND & DEUBY," CIVIL KNOINEBRH AND SURVEYORS. laid out and platted. Rooms (114 and lf Progress building; P. O. bos W7, Salt Lake City, Utah. CONTRACTORS ANU 11UI1.DERN. - " 0HAELE3 E. FIELD3, CONTRACTOR -1- U1LDINU MOVER, and senfral engineer. Brick, adobe or wooden houses raised, moved or repaired. All work guaranteed against cracking or other damages. The only practi-cal building mover west of Chicago. Office and shops Tltt to Tfil State road. ROBINSON & SJ0BL0M, , pONTRACTOUSAND BUILDERS. OFFICE V ' and store fittings, general jobbing, pattern making; Agents for folding bath tub. 174 west FirBt South street. J. 0. DOWLINGi C1ARPENTEH, CONTRACTOR & BUILDER, executed i fitting up stores and counter maklug a specialty, isa v. First South street. GEORGE B0GGS & CO., CONTRACTING AND BUILDING, FITTING a specialty. Arhiteoct-nra- l wood carving. 167 State road, between First and Second South street, DENTISTRY. . DR. BIS0H0F, DENTIST, las SOUTH MAIN STREET, and 8. Teeth extracted without pain. Teeth extracted plain 86 cents, with cocaine ISO cents. Durable fillings 60. 75 cents and upward. Best set of teeth $10. All work guaranteed. Open from H a. m. to fl p. m, ; Sundays from 8 a. m. to 1 p, m. Cut this out. ENURAVING. J, JEPPERS0N, 1)RACTICAL SCULPTOR AND CARVER, North Temple street. J. W. WHITE0AR, DESIGNER AND building. ENGRAVER ON WOOD, DR. ENDRIS; DISEASES of WOMEN and CHILDREN. Eoyal University. Julius-Maximilia- n, WuRZBunci, Bavaria. We hereby certiry that Dr. Wm. R. Endrls, or St. IaiuIs, Mo.. U. S. A., has been late as-sistant In the University Hospital, in the wards for Midwifery and for Diseases of Women and Children. (Signed) Spanzoni von Lichtrnfels. Trofessor of Midwifery and diseases of Women Prof. Rtndit.kisch, Pathology, Histology and Medical Chemistry. To make this certificate valid, we attach the seal of the Royal University. (Signed) Dr, Helde, Rector. Dn. Koebkl, Sect. Wurzburg, April 34, 1SS3. Vienna. Austria, June 39, 1883. Witness that Dr. Wm. R. Endrih of St.. Louis. U. S. A., was assistant in the Hospital for Diseases of the Genlto-Urinar- organs of the male and female. Syphilis, etc., aud is skilled in the various operations and treat-ment and in the microscopical and cnemical diagnosis of the urine. (Signed) Dn. Rofikrt Ui.tzman. Prof, of Diseases of Urtnarv Omans. Dr. h. RiTTEit von'Herha, Prof, of Syphilis and Skin Diseases. We hereby certify that Dr, Wm. R, Endris of St. Louis, was our assistant lu the General Hospital, Vienna, in the department for the Hea.it, and Lungs, Throat and Nose (Catarrh! and has much experience In the diagnosis and treatment of these diseases, (Signed) Dk. Jos. von Drozda, Prof, of Internal Medicine. , Professor Schnitzler, ienna, June 1, ism. Office, 26 West 2nd South, opp. Cullen. MUSIO magnus'olsonI TEACHER OF VIOLIN, GUITAR AND Olson's orchestra and brass band. Residence. 86 M streot, 81st ward. Leave orders at any of the music stores, or at Sharp & Younger's Palace drug store. " painters and dkcokatoks. PETERSON & BROWN, Signs, oa west fibst south street, Lake City. PLUMBING. A. J. EOURDETTE & 1)LUMBE1(S, STEAM AND GAS FITTERS 1 and General Jobbers. 18 east Second South street, Salt Lake City. Telephone No. 431. JAMES FENWIOK, 1JRACTICALPLUMBER, STEAM AND GAS 61 East Third South street, Salt Lake City, Utah. P.J.MORAN, QTEAM HEATING ENGINEER, 259 MAIN kJ street, Salt Lake City. PLATING. "novelty :mahufa6ttoing1i67 (lOhV, SILVER AND NICKEL PLATING KM by the Dynamo Process. All kinds of repairing done with neatness and dispatch. Knudson Bros, 61 E 3d South. Franklin Fire Insurance Of Philadelphia. Organized 1829. -- ;- Charter Perpi Assets, - - $3,174,357.04 Insurance Reserve, ' 1,765,294.71 Continental Insurance Compani Of New "2-oil-c Casli Capital, ' - - $1,000,000.00 Insurance Keserve, - 2,470,343.24 Assets, - - - '5,217,773.91 When you purchase a policy that you expect worth $2000 in case of fire, you should investigate the pany with the same care that you would use in lending sum. No States in the Union have as good' insurance as New York and Pennsylvania. Call at our office for copy of the Safety Fund 1 This law prevents the failure of a company by great cs grations. Under this law none of the surplus funds divided among stockholders. Both have to be held fa security of policy holders as long as a policy remains in fc DAVIS & STRINGER, 23 West Second South st ta Two doors east of Cullen Hotel. Ag'Cnv SPEGIAL Our Addition corner of Second West and Tenth South, with fine trees on all streets and alleys, is the choice subdivi-...- . . --,MOn adjoining, the city.' Ties are now distributed and cars will be running onP" Second West and Tenth South within sixty days. Lots at original price until August ist only. Davis & Stringer PHVS1C1ANS. DK. G. J. FIELD. 0 WASATCH BUILDING, LATE OF ST Louis DE. J. S. BLACKBURN & 00., HEKNIA SPECIALISTS; RUPTURE cured without surgical opera- tion. 08 E. First South St., opp. the Theater. DES. PEEEMAN & BUER0WS, 1IYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT. accurately fitted. Koonia 17 aud IS. building. KEAL ESTATE AND LOANS W. P. D0DDS, REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE collected. 76 E. First South street lioom fi. TEE SYNDICATE INVESTMENT 00., REAL ESTATE, ROOM 1, OVER BANK OF ke-- Investments for oon residents ft spftciul ty. MONEY WANTED. TF YOU DESIRE A GOOD LOAN PLACED 1 cm real estate, call on S. F. Spencer, 867 Main street. ALFBED DUNSHEE, REAL ESTATE, LOANS, INVESTMENTS Main street rear Jones Bank. Salt Lake City Utah. , J. 0. JACOBS & 00. REAL ESTATE DEALERS. 147 PROGRESS have for sale residence property in all parts of the city ; also choice bargains in business and farm property. THE MIDLAND INVESTMENT 00. BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE, LOANS No. 177 Main street. BUBT0N, GB0ESBECK k 00., pF.AI. ESTATE. NO. 89 MAIN STREET-tJLL1- City, Utah. Notary in oCttce, t 18 years in Salt Lake City, Dr. C. W. Higgins The Well-Know- n Specialist, Has removed to more elegant and commodious parlors, 17 and 18, - St. Elmo Hotel. , t&rfA - ty.!, , w Dr. G. W. Higgins, Microscopic and Analytic Physician, practiced in Salt Lake City eighteen years, aud the wonderful and ?.8.r has el'ec' In that time prove the principles on which his remedies are compounaed. Forming diagnosis by the aid primary cause of the disease and effect a rdi cal cure. The Doctor has cured thousands uf cases of Nervous Debility. Mental and rotratlon. the Loof Manhood and Nervuus result of early indiscretions Sf.5rk8n.J,.rsetk11 nnder Ws fails to cure. JT?11". norThea.Gleet, Stricture and all SlUi .1? a"",S"S-whlc- vitiate the blood, nentW cured Br"em' thoroughly and porma ALL CLASSES OF FITS CURED. Taoewurms teamed with Bead or so Pi?. Fl'KNITl'RE. SANDBEBG FUMITOrYoO MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN School Desks, Screen doors and Windows. Jobbing and re- - tairing promptly attended to. 106 and 111) W. outh Temple street. " GROCERIES. V, E. D. BARNETT, Agent, (GROCERIES FRUITS, POULTRY, Feed and Fresh Meats; 59 east Third South street; telephone 4M. ROGERS & COMPANY, THE LEADING street. GROCERS, 45 EAST FIRST FRED G. LYNGBERG, CTAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES, Fruit, Vegetables. Poultry, Fish, Game, etc. 53 east First South street. Tele-phone S3. john Mcdonald & sons, TEAS AND COFFEES A SPECIAL-TY. Main street. J. H. CLARK, rjREEN. STAPLE AND FANCY GROCE- - T rtee. Fruits. Ponlty and Fish, No. 68 west First South street. Orders by telephone CM) promptly attended to. 0. M. HANSEN, DEALER IN CHOICE FANCY GROCERIES Grain, Coal and Klndline Wood Third Kaut h uul uu itniu. WINNIE DAVIS TO WED. The Favorite Daughter of the Confederacy "Will Join Heart and Hand With a Northerner. LOVE BREAKS DOWN ALL BARRIERS How the Child of the Southern Leader Be came Acquainted With the Grandson of the Abolitionist. The present year has so far contributed no more interesting item to social his-tory than the announcement that Miss Winnie Dnvis is soon to wed. and that her betrothed is Mr. Alfred Wilkinson, of Syracuse, N. Y. He is a young lawyer in moderate circumstances, and the grandson of Rov. Samuel J. May, f) noted Abolitionist, who worked side by side with Garrison, Emerson and Phil-lips. She is the "daughter of the Con. federacy," the sole surviving child of the late Jefferson Davis. hands and feet are email, the latter being strikingly noticeable by reason of the highly arched insteps. She dresses rich-ly but quietly, with no desire to... attract attention. Her language is as expressive as her eyes. She is a skilled fencer at repartee and a charming Btory teller. In her words and acta she expresses the utmost respect for the social forms and conventionalities of her native sec-tion. Besides English she speaks Ger-man, French and Spanish. Of her abil-ity as a conversationalist, a lady who met Miss Davis during her northern visit said recently: "The naive way in which she described for us the meeting on horse-back of two fiery southerners, both stran-gers and both stutterers, "was delicious. The predicament in which one man found himself when the other asked him how f--f f4ar it was to a certain city, and he realized that if he made answer that it was miles he would be shot on the spot, was as real as life." Miss Davis is now about 27 years of age. Mr. Alfred Wilkinson is nearly 80. He is a graduate of Harvard and a patent lawyer by profession, his business part-ners being George Hey and Arthur Par-ton- s. Ho is of medium height, has dark hair, dark blue eyes, a not very heavy dark mustache, and a rather fair com-plexion. His father, John Wilkinson, was apjxrinted revenue collector for one of the districts of central New York by Abraham Lincoln. The senior Wilkin-son was originally a Republican, but afterwards supported Tilden for gov-ernor. Young Wilkinson's grandfather, Rev. Samuel J. May, as the associate and friend of Phillips and Garrison, aided Miss Prudence Cranclall when, at Canter-bury, Conn. , in 1883, she transformed her "young ladies' seminary" into a school exclusively for colored girls. The affair created a tremendous sensation at the time and begot indictments and lawsuits without number. Dr. May's career as an y lecturer included visits to several European countries. When ho removed from Connecticut to Syra-cuse he continued his work on behalf of the blacks, had several collisions with rioters and was once burned in effigy. But time heals wounds, changes con-ditions and brings consolations. Dr. May, the agitator of the north, and Jef-ferson Davis, the leader of the south, are dead; the cannon that boomed defiance in 18(11 are rusted relics in 1890; the flame dealing lint of blue and gray no more meet in deadly conflict; peace and prosperity have resumed their sway over a united country, and tho "Daughter of the Confederacy" is to become the wife of a "Yankee" lawyer. Writing with Both Bunds. Owing to the popularity of typewrit-ers penmanship is becoming a lost ac-complishment among business men; but one gentleman of this city, writes letters with both hands at once. He is E. C. Cockey, of the Western Union building, and he consented to show a reporter how to make a manifold machine of himself. "After endless practice," he said, "I at last found that I was capable of writ-ing with both hands at once, and in this way I have done considerable writing of a business nature. Of late years, how-ever, all my writing has been done by dictation to a stenographer." Mr. Cockey drew a pad from a draw-er in his desk, and taking a lead pencil in each hand he wrote the reporter's name toward the left with the left hand, and toward the right with the right hand. "This is one way of writing it," said Mr. Cockey, "but perhaps you would like to see it written this way," and he wrote the name upside down with both hands. Finally he wrote a long sen-tence simultaneously with both hands. New York World. THK BIRTHPLACE OF MISS DAVIS (The Confederate White House). The manner in which they became ac-quainted was romantic in the extreme. Four years ago Miss Davis left her fa-ther's home at Beauvoir for a visit to the north. She spent a portion of the time as a guest of Dr. and Mrs. Thomas Em- - : ory at Syracuse. The Davis and Emory families were friends in Washington as ' long ago as when Mr. Davis was senator ' from Mississippi. Dr. Emory is a son of Gen. Emory, of the United States army, and Mrs. Emory is a daughter of the late Denis McCarthy. While in Syracuse Miss Davis met at one of the receptions given in her honor the man who is to become her husband. The daughter of the Confederate leader had been given a very cool welcome at one or two nouses, and this was resented by Mr. Wilkinson, who championed her cause and by his tact and gallantry made smooth many places that might other-wise have proven rough to tread. A warm friendship naturally followed, and in coarse of time the gratitude the young lady felt for the courtesy of her hand-some northern knight gradually ripened into a tenderer regard. After the dose of her sojourn in New York state Miss Davis returned to the charming home of her parents at Beau-voir, Miss., and there remained until a few months ago, aiding her mother in the conduct of the household, and act-ing, when occasion required, as her fa-ther's amanuensis and capable assistant in his literary work. Last summer, how-ave- r, her health failed her to a certain MISS VARINAH DAVIS. extent, and an affection of the eyes forced a complete abandonment both of read-ing and of continuous labor with the pen. It was then decided that travel wonld be the best medicine, and the fair invalid went to Europe as the guest of Mrs. Puliteor, of New York city. Two months ago Mr. Wilkinson, with whom she had corresponded since the dato of their meeting at Syracuse, followed hrr across the ocean. He pressed his suit, she yielded, and before bis return to America they had plighted their troth. Miss Varinah Davis, butter known to the world at large as "Winnie," was born at the president's mansion in Rich- - . mond, Va., while the guns of contend-ing armies thundered about the Virginia capital. From the circumstances sur-- ronndins her birth she received the title of the "Daughter of the Confederacy." While yet little more than an infant she was taken with the other members of her family on that historic flight south-ward which ended iu the capture of Mr. Davis by the northern forces. At the age of 15 she was sent to a seminary in Carlsruhe, Germany, where she spent several years in the acquirement of a thorough aud finished education. On her return she became and remained, until her departure a short time previous to his death, her father's chosen compan-ion and friend. REV. E AitVEX J. MAT. : Miss Davis is not, in the general ac-ceptance of the term, a ."beautiful" wo-man, but she is distinguished looking. Her face is orientally oval and her com-plexion olive. She has dark brown hair and largo intellectual brown eyes that grow eloquent with expression whenever she discusses a subject in which eha is interested. Her voice is of the soft, sweet southern variety, and is particu-larly fascinating, as it seems to have gained a slight French accent during her sojourns abroad. In repose her face is grave and thoughtful, but when lighted up by a smile it becomes girlish and viva-cious. Khe is tall, her figure is gracefnl-rounde-and her carriage stately. Her Had Beaton. "What! Moving outT be exclaimed to a householder on Brash street w!i had a big van backed np to the door. "Yes." "But this isn't May 1." "I know it." "How do you happen to move now?" "Because the landlord wants his rent. Times and seasons are nothing to me. I move in January or July. I am guided only by one principle. When the land-lord of the house begins to get the jack screws under it to move it off I vacate. I know then that he is tired of my soci-ety." Detroit Free Press. A Careless Man. A St. Petersburg doctor is stopped late at night by a policeman, who asks why he is out so late. "To attend Mr. Popoff, who was taken suddenly ill." "Did he have a permit to be taken suddenly ill?" "No." "Then you will have to go to prison." Detroit Free Press. A Desirable (Juallty. Managing Editor Don't yon think, sir, this joke about the butter is a little thin? The Humorist I hope so, sir. Managing Editor Hope so? May I ask why? The Humorist I want it to spread well. Whiteside Herald. A Retort. "lgnaranos bliss," uld be, Sentrnttously. "Perhaps it is," thro murmured she, Conioientfoualjr; Demurely then: "If you say, I really da not see Why, la this world of grave and gay, You should not happier be." BUNlseye in Yenowine's News. No Sign. ''I think Mary is in love." "What makes you think so?" "Why, she's always before the looking-glass.- " ' "Pshaw! thafs no sign. The girl is simply studions; given to reflection, as it were." Boston Courier. Not Unlikely. "I hear our old friend Koightly is at last going to marry." . "Nonsense! Til not believe it. He's too much of a bachelor for that. (Warmly) Why, do you know, I believe Keightly was born a bachelor!" American Grocer. Of Course He Did. She Do you love me, darling? He What do you want to interrupt me for when I am just adding up a column of figures? Of course I love yout Con-found it all! Now I've got to go over the whole column again. Chatter. No Country Theatres. City Child Do country towns where you go have theatres? Actress No. Country towns never have theatres. They have only opera houses, academies of music, and temples of Thespfr'WKew Yorir. Weekly. |