Salt Lake Times | 1890-05-17 | Page 4 | A Few Jokelets

A FKW JOKEI.KTS. "Let us consider the thing soberly." "Ail right. I'll wait until you are ready tomorrow, say." New "York Sun. The lime is approaching when you'll need your law n mower and more as the season advances. Berkshire News. A bank is an iiistitullon into which you put contidenco aud money, and draw out your confidence. Philadelphia Philadel-phia Tunes. He My income is small, and perhaps it is cruel of me to take you from your father's roof. She I don't live oti the roof. ('halter. "Hammock dresses" arc announced for summer wear. Something that a girl can slip out of easily, we presume. Vonkers Statesman. "James, I am cleaning house, so be a good fellow anil beat the carpet, as usual." "No. I think I'll shake it this year." Philadelphia Times. A new company for the culture of cork has been formed in this country. It should have no trouble in floating its stock. Binghamplon Republican. "Heavens! Von have been eating pears and now you have sauerkraut. How will i hey go together?" "That's for them to settle! I don't bother myself my-self about it." Flicgende Blatter. ' "Of course," said Jinks, "1 am an anti-slavery man, but I would like to see a messenger bov put up at audi m just once." "Whyr" "It would be so interesting to see him when he was going, go-ing, going." Washington Post. Eastern Farmer (eontemptouslv): Catch me going west, where you ha've neither coal nor wood. Mighty inconvenient incon-venient burning corn for fuel, "isn't it? Western Farmer: Waal, yes, it is. rather. The ears is so big w'e can't git I 'em in the stoves. New York Weekly.