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Show A Husband's Trick. devices that men employ to fool drives as to the hour at which they a home are numerous, but a news-T news-T tnan hit on a new one not long is queer the same trick has not adopted with enough frequency to ' become popular. This man has a s m hi8 house that strikes "1" at the tour, and when he has a night off es himself to get home a few f before some half hour. If it is he waits until about 450, and J9 goes, bustling in, making noise ' to wak up the dead. The sleepy Jwg the coven off her head and "Oh: is that you? What time is , 6 husband replies carelessly: I Nearly 1, 1 gneee; I don't know my dear." By this time the ifikes "l" and wife is satis-, satis-, Long before the hour of 5 is reach-' ife is again fast asleep, and she specta her lord and master has lt on her.-Chicago Herald. |