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Show '( UFE'S L LITTLE 1 JESTS IN ANTARCTICA i.v '.v I How about this daylight saving scheme what shall wo do about It?" "Set the clock ahead about a fortnight." fort-night." DIFFERENT "Don't jou believe that you are the only girl I have ever loved?" "Yes, I have heard that you were rather eccentric." THE BILL O' FARE ' 1 Mjm)f The luncheon customer Yes, you have quite an attractive little place. I -ii t why do you print your menu in French? The Proprietor Do you think these shoppers would buy kidney stew or beef liver and onions in English? THERE ARE OTHERS "Is it true that you are color blind? "Only partly. I know when I cm blue." EITTER, TOO "How did you find the medicine I prescribed for you yesterday?'" "Itather expensive, doctor." NO FOOLING "I suppose the artificial lly on this hook was sent down for a Joke, eh?" "Well, It's a Joke. Don't you see the point?" SQUSHI Hen Ah, woe Is me! There goes my favorite child. |