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Show I THP rnTT T PTlN. BINGHAM,UTAH PRODUCE FIRT ff Th9 chemical g produced in test tube, N 1 earch workers report " 1 L i BRISBANE THIS WEEK One Big Shot Convicted ? The Many Laugh Roman Triumph, New Style Storms, Floods, Twisters The kind of "Justice" supposed to "terrtfv" crime In this country Is very amusing Justice: confined to the na-tional government. Murderers, kidnap-ers and other rack-eteers are Jniled, not for their crimes against society, but for failure to pny ' Income tax. The felon is Jailed for failure to divide Ids criminal earnings with his govern-ment. A change from this program is due Arthur Brlnbane tQ gjM,t.ai I'rOSOCU- - tor Dewey, who, before Supreme Court Justice McCook, in New York city, has convicted a "topnotch racketeer," as Mr. Dewey calls him Charles ("Lucky") Luciano. He and eight vice-rin- g asso-ciates are convicted on 62 counts, that may entail prison sentences of 1,240 years for "Lucky" and each associate. This Is an actual conviction for crime, not for taxdodging. In this world, many laugh and a few do things. y Fulton said he would run a boat np the Hudson river by steam ; crowds gathered to laugh. When It was suggested early In this century that men would soon fly, suc-cessfully, millions laughed. Had It been suggested that an army officer would cross the continent "flying blind" In a hooded cabin, seeing noth-ing, guided by a scientific "radio beam," the laughs would have been louder; but that Is what lajor Eaker, of the army air corps, has Just done. If you should say now that giant ships will fly around this earth, up In the stratosphere, above clouds and storms, carrying thou-sands of passengers, dropping them at their various destinations In smaller ships, "around the world In 48 hours or less," there would be more laugh-ter but It would be foolish laughter. What men can Imagine they can do, and more. General Badogllo, who was sent by Mussolini to take over Ethiopia, and did so, celebrated his triumph In Rome, Mussolini and the Italian king, now emperor of Ethiopia, assisting. The triumphant general, named vice-roy of Ethiopia by Mussolini, who sur-prised the world with the swiftness of his conquest, led his troops, burned by the tropical sun, under the victory arch of Constantlne to the tomb of the un-known soldier of the big war. "Storms kill nine in Oklahoma and Kansas; tornadoes, floods and lightning cause havoc," so runs the headline, and so other headlines have been running for months past. Hall ruins crops; lightning bolts kill three; "twisters," those powerful, revolving windstorms, lift up and knock down little houses. The sultan of Sulu is dead on the Is-land of Jolo, now only sultan In name. Once, as spiritual and temporal head, he ruled all the Mohammedans of the Sulu archipelago. The death of this former ruler, Klram, recalls an interesting in-cident following the Spanish war. l, good Mohammedan, did not think he should deal with this nation, on account of Its religion. lie was soothed by an official statement that the United States had no official re-ligion whatever. The Black Legion, latest secret mur-der organization, tells candidates; "You cannot Join unless you are a nativ-e- born, white, Protestant gentile; willing to proceed against negroes, Catholics and Jews." To "proceed against" means to murder. The Federal Council of the Churches of Christ in America, a Protestant or-ganization, says it is shameful for the Black Legion to use the word "Pro-testant," and blasphemous to use the name "God Almighty." Sir Samuel Hoare had to leave the British cabinet because he opposed the foolishness of sending a great British fleet Into the Mediterranean to protect Halle Selassie, not protecting him In the least. Now, Sir Samuel Hoare Is back in the British cabinet, "the to king pleased appoint him." This 'means, prob-ably, that the futile League of Nations' "sanctions" effort to coerce Mussolini will be dropped. Many things are eas-ier than coercing Mussolini. Why do Americans swallow eagerly anything In the way of foreign-mad- e goods, especially if they come from the friendly British Islands? British merchants advertise proudly "Made In Great Britain." Every Eng. Ilshmaii urges "Buy British." Ameri-can- s seem proud if they can advertise "Made In England" or "Made In France." Perhaps our goods are In-ferior but every American makes his money here-w-hy not back our own people? More killing, bombing, shooting In Palestine, Arabs refusing to dlscontin-u- e strikes and killings, even at the re-quest of their own leaders. 6 King Futures Syndicate, la . wNU Service. THE SUNNY SIDE OFJjFE j Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Ymmg g B1 tQUuu,.BfTrssxnnrssHE . 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