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Show THE BULLETIN. BINGHAM. UTAH ENLIGHTENED LAW Turning nn automobile nrountl on any curve or crest of a grade where the cnr cnnnot he soon by an ap-proaching driver within 200 feet Is prohibited under California law. FLOYD GIBBONS Adventurers7 Club " The Pit: By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter. YOU know, boys and girls, it isn't at all unusual for an to run into an experience that leaves him dazed and barely able to stagger along home, but Harry Goldin of Bronx, N. Y., is one upon all those guys. Harry was dazed and barely able to stagger before his adventure started. After it was all over he was a lot worse off. It all happened in April, 1899, when Harry was down in Cuba fighting the Spanish-America- n war for Uncle Sum. He was with the Seventh Regiment cavalry, stationed In the field outside Plnar del Rio, and things had quieted down to such an extent that troopers with a good record could get a pass from the officer of the day to go into town, make a few purchases, and have what was widely known as a good time. Harry was one of the troopers who had a good record. I don't know how he managed to get it, and I know doggone well he didn't deserve It, because the first thing he did when he hit town he and his buddy was to head for a saloon. They had a couple bottles of beer, and then they drank some Cuban white mule. They ambled around the town taking In the sights, but to Judge by llarry's and his pal's actions, most of those sights were in the bottom of a glass. A. W. O. L. Is Bad Business in Any Man's Army. Finally It got to the point where they had to do their sightseeing sit-ting down, because whenever they got up on their feet the sights reeled and wabbled around so fast that they couldn't get a good look at them. That went on until it became Just plain Impossible to see a tight or anything else. Then all of a sudden it dawned on them that It was dark that they had overstayed their leave and that they had better get the heck out of town before the corporal of the guard came looking for them. They lurched to their feet and started walking toward the camp In three directions at once. I5y the time' they were half way there It was twice as dark as when they had started. They couldn't see a foot ahead of them and were even having some trouble trying to keep a foot under them. How the two lads got separated, Marry doesn't know, lie was walking along talking when A Snarling Bear Was Pawing at Him In the Pit all of a sudden he realized he was talking to himself. lie yelled for his pal, but ha no answer. On top of that It started to thunder and lightning and then to rain. Harry went on alone. Every once In a while a flash of would Illuminate the lightning sky, and then he could see where he was going. The third or fourth flash showed a dark object up ahead. Thnt, Harry, thought, would be his buddy. He gave a whoop and started towards it. Through the dark he could see it coming to meet him. Just as It reached him Harry stumbled and fell. Harry's Pal Turned Out to Be a Big Black Bear. He reached out and grabbed hold of his pal, to help himself up again. His pal had grown a thick coat of heavy fur In the meantime, but Harry had had too many tequilas and aguardientes bask In town to notice. Again he stumbled, clutched his pal for support, and both of them tumbled Into a deep pit. It was the sort of a pit they use for garbage in Cuba. Something told Harry thnt, even though he couldn't see. The fall Jarred some of the sense back Into him, and, for the first time he began to wonder how his pal had happened to grow that coat of fur. He didn't have to wonder long. A sudden flash of lightning lit up the pit That furry thing wasn't his buddy at all. It was a bear a huge, black, snarling bear I For a minute Harry thought he was g the whole thing. That bear must have come right out of one of those aguardiente bottles back In town. But no. The bear was on him now had him down was mauling him like the devil. He couldn't dream those sharp stabs of pain couldn't dream the bruises the bear gave him as he kicked him around. Harry Learns That Bears Don't Fight Fair. The bear didn't tight fair. It was the darndest animal Harry ever saw. It was Jumping on him. Harry could feel It Bam! And the brute would land on him. Off he'd go. And, then, Bam! He'd land on him again. What kind of a bear was this that fought like a moose? Another flash of lightning t-l- the story. Harry looked up Just In time to see the bear pawing and clawing at the top of the pit Then Bam ! He lost his hold and landed on Harry again. ' That animal wasn't Jumping on him. He was falling on him ne was using Harry for a springboard, trying to get out of the pit. That's about the last thing Harry remembers. Then, Bam I again, and he lost con-sciousness. The next thing Harry knew he woke up In the hospital. His friends were all standing around his cot. He thouaht thev'd eom to be with him at the end until he noticed that they were all laughing. The Laugh Was on Harry, Even if It Hurt. "And when: they told me about It," Harry says, "I had to laugh my-sel- f. The bear was one that had escaped from a small circus and had wandered out of town. It was Just about twice as scared as I was " But Harry's laugh didn't last long. When he tried to move In his cot his grin faded away. He was scratched from head to foot and had three broken ribs where the bear fell on him. If you want to make him mad now, Just ask him about the time he did a Sidney Franklin with old Bruin amid the rose petals and incense of that refuse pit way down there In Cuba in '99. WNU Service. BRISBANE THIS WEEK lie Used His Other Chance Two Big Birthdays' England, Rich, Worries The Elephant's Pulse New York's Titterton murder mys-tpr- v tnm out not to be "the Der- - fit-feet crime." The murder-er, an upholster-er, carefully took away the cord used in his trade, with which he had bound the un-fortunate . wom-an, but forgot that he had left some strands of twine under the body,' and those pieces of cord, inanKs to excei-Arlk- nr BrUbon. ,ent poce work( trapped him. The sentimental who say, "Give the poor criminal an-other chance," will note that the murderer was a convict on parole when he killed the woman. He had "another chance" and made use of It. Berlin reports a great Hitler forty-sevent- h blthday celebration In-cluding a fine display of military power airplanes, war tanks, fight-ing men, apparently eager for a fight. They were young and could not remember the last war. Particularly Interesting were two lines In the song sung by storm troopers : ' "Today we own Germany, And tomorrow the whole world." The day after Hitler celebrated his forty-sevent- h birthday old Rome celebrated her two thousand six hundred and eighty-nint- h anniver-sary. Mussolini celebrates by launch- - lng two new Italian cruisers and speeding up airplane production. He tells Italian fathers and mothers he must have 60,000,000 population for Italy not later than 1050. In 1921, when Mussolini took charge, Italy's population was 38,000,000. There will soon be room and food to raise more Italians In Ethiopia. Easy for all but the mother. England, doing well In a business way, with more than $2,000,000,000 worth of Bank of England notes cir-culating among tradesmen, Is col-lecting gold and depleting the French reserves. While England tries to keep down the price of her "no-gold- " pound, France Is afraid she will not be able to keep up the . value of her gold franc, already devalued by 80 per cent of Its 1914 value. What becomes of the "magic of gold?" Our dear old dollar Is worth only 59 cents, and only deal-ers In exchange know It. Doctor Benedict, of Carnegie lab-oratories, finds that the adult ele-phant's heart beats from 22 to SO times a minute, less than half the human heartbeat, and the elephant heartbeat is nine strokes faster when the animal Is lying down. Man's heart beats more rapidly while he stands because then It must raise blood the full height of the body. Old poets, with tired hearts, should do their writing lying down the blood flows hori-zontally with little effort. England Is pleased; Sir Robert ' Hadfleld, who makes tough steel, an-nounces a shell for British naval guns that can pass unhurt through armor plate twelve Inches thick and explode on the other side. "One shell of this kind fired In the region of the magazine would probably cause destruction of a modern bat-tleship." England Is manufacturing the shells rapidly ; others are manu-facturing airplane bombs that might make naval guns and shells useless. In Miami, a lady, first name Lois, and married, has husky triplet babies. Two gentlemen, the ollicial husband and another, demand cus-tody of the triplets, each calling himself the real father. The alleged "father" who Is not the husband would submit to any blood test, his lawyer says. How would King Solomon decide that? Clarence Darrow, one of the coun-try's most convincing lawyers, says on his seventy-nint- h birthday: "I say that religion Is the belief In future life and in God. I don't believe In either." The hoptoad beside the trnck, watching the express train go by', might say, reasonably enough : "I do not believe In such a thing as a locomotive engineer." Moscow has returned to the Jap- anese government In Manchukuo, with full military honors, the bodle of three Japanese killed In a flghl with Soviet guards. The mllltar honors will not console the widows and, repeated often enough, such In-cidents lead to war. Europe envies our fortunate coun try, which gives only paper dollar and Inflation paper bonds to Its cltl zens but has burled In the ground the biggest lump of gold on earth. O Kins Features Syndicate. Inc. WNU Service. t 'V - IMy PROOF that a guy can return Florida with something more than a big expense account and a bad sunburn. The dearest ambition of one of Chicago's most eminent racketeers Is to own a blg-tlm- e baseball club-Joh- nny Mlze, the hard hitting Cardi-nal, believes he would be jlnxed If be did not step on home plate each time he goes from first base to the bench Johnny Hroaca Is the cham-pion lobby sitter among the Yan-kees. When he cannot find any one to sit and listen to him be Just sits and watches the other guests Dobby Crulckshank will tell you that he learned to putt by watching Hobby Jones In the play off at In 1928. Previously Crulck-shank had been putting In the Brit-ish manner, hitting the ball full. Now he bits only half of the ball and gives It plenty of overspln. Not to numerous fans who have been writing In to ask whether Hit-ler has taken over the National league In the matter of the Jew who happens to be the game's best um-pireWhy not Inquire of the league president or the club owners whom you support? My own Impression is that if these gentlemen so de-sired they could easily persuade e Naw York Post. WNU Berries. Parson Tabs Rival Flag-Winner- s, but Ignores Statistics IF ANYBODY ever conducts a poll to determine the most mulish per-son in history or poesy, my vote will go to the boy who stood on the burn-ing deck. He probably had busi-ness elsewhere and his folks must Dolly Stark to return to the game he loves. Gossip now is that there was a woman In the case when Discovery r fatr 1 r J .y was trimmed at Santa Anita. It seems that a cele-brated movie ac-tress who attended workouts likes to Bee horses go fast and so young Al Vandm'bllt gave dally orders to that effect Just to prove that they still are pals, Charley have warned him about playing around with fire, but he persisted Just the same. That's a fine way to get a reputa-tion, but It's not old Parson brad-ley'- s way. If anybody should ask him what la his way, the best be could do in the shape of a snappy comeback would be to nifty that It Is some-thing he hns not been having recent-ly, but that probably Is beside the point. What Is right on top of the point Is the fact that the venerable Parson Is about to pick some win-ners and he is not the sort of person to fool around with burning decks plied, high with the figures of ex-perts. , Instead he' Is going to hop right overboard and name the lucky lads who will participate In the World Se-ries In September or October or whenever the ever chnnoreahle niMif. Bill Terry Grimm presented Freddy Llndstrora with six new bats when the Cubs met the Dodgers the other day P.lll Terry recently purchased a $50,000 annuity Rookies who are having their heartbreaks now might nates have decided to hold the an-nual gold and glory classic. Made Cubs Cinch in 1935 by Picking the Cards Perhaps he could make 6,500,000 people happy by saying that the Giants, Yankees and Dodgers are go-ing to triumph, but he Is something more than Just a crowd pleaser. So he Is going to keep faith with Brook-lyn by continuing to live there, while concentrating his prophetic powers upon the other entries. While doing so he Is going to reveal a few secrets (the tattletale). One of them concerns Chnrley Grimm. Most people think Charley SC 4 kh V.V.V.'U&.t.Y.'. Wfk j'.'. t'nVi3 Is a St. Louis boy who master-minde- d his own way to fame In Chicago, but there are those behind the scenes who know better. He could never have done It If It hadn't been for the Parson. When the baldest of the Brad-ley- s had finished ime iu kuow inai ins speaser once was left In Little Rock by the Red Sox as part payment for the ball park they had been using In the Ar-kansas metropolis. Throwers of Harlem rent parties should take a tip from Tampa so-cialites. Slot machine- - are legal In Florida and the license fee Is camparatively smull. So the boys and girls have taken to Installing them In tbelr homes, calling up their friends and then letting na-ture take Its course. Since the ma-chines can be regulated so that the customers get as little as 5 per cent, such entertainment Is highly profitable for the hosts s say that the late Kid Uleason was the roughest ; fighting man ever to don a big-tim- e uniform Fans walked off with 1,082 baseballs that were bit into the Brooklyn stands last year, but the record still Is held by Wrigley field, where sixty base-balls often are used in a game. Baseball Still Retrenches, Though Receipts Are Up Baseball still is retrenching, al-though the gate receipts have vastly during the past two seasons. Players will tell you that no more than ten athletes draw $3,000 or better In the Double A (International, American associa-tion, Pacific Coast) leagues. Six years or so ago Newark alone paid that much money to as many men. In the lower loops it Is even worse, with $55 -- a -- month salaries being common In Class D circuits Van Mungo has a deep yearning to be a racing ear driver Ben Geraghty, the Villanova collegian who may become the best shortstop ever .0 perform in Brooklyn, also is an ex-pert checker player and a fair hand at bridge While other athletes are complaining that the gloves are not big enough, Charley Grimm contin-ue- r to hold his rating as the game's best first basemen by practicing bare-hande- Charley dallying with the Grimm statistics 12 months ago, be was con-vinced that the Cards were going to win. So Just to show what he cared for figures he picked the Gi-ants. That left only the Pirates, Dodgers and I'hlls for the Cubs to attend to (since the Reds and Bees always can handle their own los-ing. So, naturally, the Cubs won the pennant This senson the same system Is being used at the earnest request ot Mr. Hoiace Stoneham. owner of the Giants. Even though Mr. Sam Breadon, who collects the receipts (if any) In St. Louis, does not like It, the Parson first must be true to his home-towuer- So he Is select-ing the Cards to win and the Cubs to finish second. Tigers Should Win in American League Hitherto when asked to name the winners of this younger organiza-tion (which quite often also is known as the American league) the Parson bus displayed his versatility as an expert by maintaining a dig-- , nl tied silence. From what he could gather while sojourning in the South, It seemed to the Parson that the Tigers were already In. Then he met Colonel Ruppert and heard different The Colonel spends most of his time dodging In and out from under the grandstand to Inquire hoarsely of total strangers, "How we doing?" "Do you think we're gonna bold that five-ru- n leadJ" But even though he may be all wet the Parson at least Is not going to get burned by statistics. Instead, he merely is laying the two pennant races on the line as follows: NATIONAL AMERICAN St Louis Detroit Chicago Cleveland New York New York Pittsburgh Boston Brooklyn Washington Cincinnati 6t Louis Philadelphia . Chicago Boston Philadelphia When they finish the home stretch next September, you'll be able to tell whether the Parson Is a good prophet A former xsew ions Judge wants to take up the causj of Don Meade, the ace Jockey recently banned in Florida. He would like to carry the case to the highest court In order to test the constitutionality of rac-ing In the state It is fillies' year at the breeding farms. The turf birth notices reveal that the femmes are leading the colts live to one If the New York State. Racing commission is not too busy it might Investigate those loud squawks concerning the type of electric eye to be used at metropolitan tracks this year. Reporter asked 93 major league ball players what club was the best they had seen this year. Fifty-tw-replied the Cards, while forty-on- e favored the Tigers. What's become of: Ned Harlan, Princeton's back of twenty-fiv- e years or so ago, practices law at Bel Air, Mil Winnie O'Connor, who won a bike race, flat and steeplechase horse races and a prize tight all In a day In Paris, is running a Jamaica tavern. , Eddie Burke, a mighty power among the bookmakers on metropol-itan race-track- s In tbe long, long ago, now manages Havre de Grace, a mutuel plant Milton Henry, who ran the Ameri-can Bar In Paris for several years after starring as a crack rider, la back at his first love galloping horses at tbe Long Island courses. BOYS J GIRLS! 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""hl IgQBSQgQssCSsQsdSBMSaSstfS THE DESERET NEWS presents The Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra (100 Man) and LEOPOLD STOKOVVSKI IN CONCERT (RCA-Vlct- Sponsors) Salt Lake Tabernacle Tues.yMay5fat8j5fc!!!: Seat Sale Opens April 29 Glen Brothers Music Co.. Sa $1.12, $1.68, $2.24 an- - $2 ) wraajwr-iiiDiN-tax t Taxis K1acTHwS as Vehiclesjn H0$J The last 0,, . j fleet of ramshackle opP cab, h3 bee .ewN In their place modern taiW I convey the citizens of JJM visitors up and down the rZl slopes of the Holy (;ity fc Practically every vlsitor , snleiu used to take at least Iff In one of these horse cut,0f.H rles." They Beemed a, Jjft part of the Jerusalem scene ? I dolns In Venice or rickshas lnSy Unfortunately for the cabdriJ however, the steep clt, lstrm I cently were asphalted for the Jj of automobile traffic. As a result cab horses continually 1 fell. Th Society for theS of Cruelty to Animals lntcrve.itf, made representations to thepJl ment resulting In the withdrawn j horse drawn cab9 from the ttrt Start the Day Right Begin the day with a laugh, but better still, begin It at 7 a. m. and don't be behindhand all day. Real Condolence In condolences, It Is not what peo-ple say, but how they say It Your Best Friend You can have only one V friend, for the others must aside for him. Civilized Jails In a thoroughly civilized land m the Jail meals are appetizing. cages In a large training cabinet, which is also occupied by one or more "teacher" birds. During a large part of the time they are in this training cabinet, the young birds are kept covered and the ult birds are allowed to sing. The length of time In which the young birds are allowed to try their voices Is Increased as the training goes on, and the most apt of the pupil birds will have achieved quite a creditable performance by the first of the year. Others may require a month or so longer to reach their highest point of development. The various rolls, trills and tours which are characteristic of roller canaries are performed by the birds with their little throats all puffed up, but beaks tightly closed. Training Canaries Is Highly Developed Art Roller canary breeders who spend time training their young male birds to sing, reap the rewards of their labors. I'.y January or February of their first year roller canaries be-gin to show what they can really do In the way of vocal development writes Helen C. Loouiis in tbe Detroit News. From the time they were very young birds, the outstanding young males In any well regulated roller canary breeding establishment are carefully excluded from the com-pany of older birds possessing faulty notes which they might copy. For a number of weeks many of them go through an Intense period of vocal training under the tu-telage of especially talented adult roller singers. The young birds, perhaps a dozen of them, are placed In Individual A Wealthy City In the Sixth century no Hellenic city could compare with Sybarig for wealth and splendor. |