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Show What Others Say Lean-jawed Republican National Chairman John Hamilton encountered encount-ered a friend several days after the election, who Inquired: "How are you feeling John?" "Never felt better!" was the cheerful reply. "That's the spirit," said the friend. "Djon't forget life begins after 1940." Merry-Go-Round. In Pittsburgh, the Beauty Pat-lor Pat-lor on wheels, complete even to permanent wave equipment, conducts con-ducts a home-to-home service American Am-erican Hairdresser.. The audience strummed their catarrhs. Alexander Woolcott Snoring with all stops open. . O. O. Mclntyre One day Will Rogers appeared at the gate of Buckingham Palace, according to the legend. "I'm Will Rogers and I've come to see the King," he is reported to have said to the haughty guards. "Tell him when the Prince of Wales was over In our country he told me to look up his old man some time, and here ,1 am." Rogers was admitted and not only had a long talk with King George but also stayed to lunch. United Press. The test of a good letter Is a very simple one." If one seems to hear the person ' talking as one reads, it is a good letter. A. C. Benson, Along the Road. Lan' chile, when yuh ain't got an education, yuh jes' got to use yo' brains. " Atlantic Monthly. "I have never In my life undertaken under-taken a fresh piece of work that I have not been obliged to take myself by the scuff of the neck and seat myself at my desk and keep my hand on the scuff until my revolt had subsided." Ida M. Tarbell A monument to a hen at Little Compton, Rhode Island, commemorates commemo-rates the origin of the Rhode Island Is-land Red breed of chicken. Science News Letter. The first law of repartee better never than late. Our bookkeeper says It's great the way things "are beginning to look blade again, John A. Stroley, Forbes |