Show T S I The Tho Wrong Kind Q Patients Senator of Iowa tn hIs boyhood at W Ye Ya and i a Kingwood Isito to V 1 td of him the other day b Jonty Tont Dolliver was a shrewd sharp lad back In the old Kingwood days He always had an answer for every everybody bod He was a great joker One da day a 3 crowd ot of us boys boS was wari playIng near the I house when a 3 natty team stopped be before before fore us and a man In a red necktie said saidI I Bo BoyS Im looking for tor a t I may say a Im looking for the best doctOr hereabouts They tell tue me that thata a better man than old Or Dr Blank cant be found to In or M Masontown onton or or Currant Cuzzart Has Dr l lank many patients bo boys S 4 Not ot alive aUve said young oung Dolliver I winking at us i Shoots MaIL Han I EddIe Fo Foy one on ot of the heroes of at the Iroquois theatre fire was talking In InI Ina I Q a Philadelphia theatre about hunting I I cart CaI teU you a unique hunting story he be said it Is about a bird birdI I that shot a man You have often heard ot of men men shooting birds but did didou you ou aver eer hear before of birds shooting men 1 Well en this man a 1 friend ot of mine I Iw w vas hunting In th the rubber forests of the Amazon In South America There I a bird in the rubber for forests eats ests Q a very ery bird about the size of a turkey with red plumage and m my friend ahot one of these birds one but he only onh wounded It It was too badly hurt to fi fly but not notto notto to run and In a confused way it now began run round and In a circle through the brush tho My friend made after It but It was too quick for Cor him so lie he dropped his heavy sun gun I and continued the at a 0 faster I gnU gait gaitHe He had reached the bird when In its circular flight it tripped and fell over the gun and design for all we foot came In contact with the trIgger there was wasI wasa I a loud report and my friend fell teU to the ground with a 0 wound in his leg lag That I guess Is the only case on record of a birds hooting a man said Mr Foy Footwork on the Piano I Clinton Bingham the author of lit In I Old Madrid has wrIt written tel 2500 songs ot of I which 1230 h have been published and the other half rejected Mr r Bingham is not himself no a musi musician clan cian but he Is an excellent musical critic His ear ud sensitive and nothIng annoys him more than to hear bad singing or bad playing He was visiting slUng last month a cousin of his In London and this cousin has a ason ason son a boy of 1 12 or r 15 13 who practices on the piano every cery morning The Tho muscular muscular lar lad Jad banging false notes from the instrument with tremendous vigor trl Mr Ir Bingham not a little What on earth ar are you OU playing there Jimmy the song writer called from the next room ue morning morningAn An exercise from First Steps in Ia Music the boy answered I knew you were vee playing with your our feet teet said Ir dr Bingham but would you mind stepping a little lIghter on the keys A Reflection on the Milkman Wayne Va MacVeagh the tho lawyer lawer and diplomat has on the outskirts or of Phil an admirable stock farm arm One day last summer some pOOr children were ero permitted to SO go over oyer this farm farmand and amid when their Inspection was done to each ench of them was given a glass of mIlk The milk was excellent It came lit in filet fact from a row cow Well boys how do yOU like Uko it the farmer said when they had nIt all drained their glasses Gee Fine ine said one little fellow fello Then after fter a pause he add added d dI I 1 wisht our kop a cow cowA cowA A A Dueling Adv Adventure Commander Do of the Sal I Army used usell to like lile to describe a dueling that befell him In n India during tile resIdence In the Pun Punjab Punjab jab jabIr Mr Ir was In the BrItish civil at tIre the time but he hc already Inclined the Salvation Arm Armand Army and such inclination made him nat naturally a foe to brawling He was seated then In n a lonely ran rail railway way station one afternoon when a aGerman aGerman German soldier a tourist entered This Germ n had been He was In Ina Ina a bellicoSe humor anti and lie he began at once I to pick a quarrel with Mr 11 ere er The latter said nothing to help on i the quarrel but nevertheless the tho Ger German man worked himself Into a frenzy Fin Finally ally he exclaimed One ot 01 the other of us two sir not leave this room alive I Stay here and dIe then said suid Mr 11 and he arose and went want 1 out quickly slamming the door behInd him I Clerical Repairing You knew w Gorge Clarke Houghton rector ot o the Little Church Around the Corner said a New York clergyman Well I heard a good story about him the other day I It seems that there came to Dr Hough to be married several years aars I ago a 0 brilliant ant newspaper writer and anda a beautiful young woman Dr Hough Houghton ton performed the duly dub and after a tw twelvemonth of wedded life Ufe this couple were vere divorced Another twelvemonth passed and andone andone one da day looking rather shamefaced the journalist and the lad lady reappeared before Dr Houghton They y wished to tobe be married again I am told that the clergyman made madeno no open objectIon but he was heard to murmur as lie wad as putting on his ens cas cassock sock r I shall have to add dd It seems a re rc repairing pairing department to my establish establishment establishment ment |