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Show AS VEGAS, 3 J 'olki back 3 our national bird j Benjamin tw same notion 150 Old Ben pointed n . J was a robber inj.JH the 1 TOj rlou European monarchies, where- the turkey Wai not only our 13 SIS K6!mest wa bird, but a nativ, of America. To be sure, young turkeys aren't i0 smart They love to get their feet wet o they may die from ' i K f. - : in ary "ections, J young turkeys have been known to jump 4qw. f nan weU 90 feet deep J ' get their feet wet But turkey is wise nd , spectacle in the woods at, ' in a cooked state, owinjtt niflcent bust development capacity for holding tss sertion, and his 1 worked over into turkey i But if we are goto change In emblems, why t the worm-the humble, i resisting worm-es typica of the present populace! be a one-sided worm, to would save costs In bw!i cause so many of us in of worms that never tara ' The Sucker Crap. PARLIAMENT, next K A pass statutes to curbs', ket tricksters, fly-by-nigM and bucket shop operates estimated, are fleecing 4 public to the tune of $S,: nually. We've tried it and it does As Barnum stated, 1 tucke every minute ind ic twins. But the crooki wfca the sucker crop, Lie ttt quintuplets, come along in That breed spawn close to; the young all survive, , Thus Is the rule of supp!; mand balanced. In goes there are just enough luck around. In hard times, fe grow scarce, but, when on along, the crooks raffle fc the winner takes all Anyhow, legislation tot' sucker from himself t 1 in this country. He'll breai the law in order to prov aucker in good standing it i ers' lodge. By the way, brother-mec many degrees have you tak Restrained SUtemei! A WAYFARER in Oklalc claimed to have stan self for forty-one days, 0 asked how he felt, replied felt sort of hungry. Invei showed the stranger k cheating now and then to tent of a clandestine beefs! surreptitious stack of whe wasn't it a magnificently re itatement? For underemphasis, I but a single instance to In my youth, we had 1 1 our town with a nervous 1 ism of killing folks. One night I was passfa Tom Emery's saloon w-stand w-stand for colored only. l subdued-looking customen out the limp remains of aj son who had been bor through the heart "Uncle Tom," I toff s proprietor, "isn't that John?" "Sho' is, suh." "How did It happed "Wellsuh." saidUnck l seem like he mustaantag Buck Evitts." ... Smoked Glasses to J"; ON THE way j snake dance has 6JJ strange signer tfc Jj the tourists don't modfrj. robes by next year, I the snakes wearing! Veteran snakes that w J part during past .eajl U signs of the J blame them7-taj t tw J longer rattle ing it might be tw- j plause. . jj The commissioner ! ,ai" WanMSoe4 fewer goats. Tne mg. Goat hair is Jea goat meat makes 4 an aborigine goat smell is fj noses. seen is of the other pe5 Ing shopping hour to .1 trading post pjvpiS.! |