Show 1 eo TUIl I THE WEEK J JGeorge George is a love sighed his little wife but buZ he is too serious a church member turing During Lent he ho abstains ab from giving me the extra pocket money which he says is 13 ma hl dearest res t pleasure ure What hat joy is in tomorrow If you OU got a cent For theres no borrow b When Then everything is Lent It Tabernacle concerts should be bc soaked over night so 80 that they will shrink or oroso oroso oso ose have a tuck run in them And something s be done to those hideous arc are lights over the choir that put your eyes COS out with their Insistent glare It oW it C Thero There was WiS a bass singer called Dufft Who ho ought to be properly pun For Joor he won great applause And the main reason was That his audience been it it 0 No ISo my m son the Rev Mr Walker did didLot rot not say Harry Harr Joseph Jo eph It was the man manin in the Bible you OU know You should go so soto goto goto to your Sunday Sunda school 5 hool more and to the legislature less Goodbye Goodbe Dolly T I must u t leave leav you ou Though it breaks my m neck to go bO Something tells me I am forty That the end of r me you know Ill not drivel on 10 to t sixty sixt Now Ive rye finished making hay ha So Ive rye bought this little Goodbye Goodbe Dolly Doll Gray GrayGo Gra GrayGo uGo Go to church mother and take tho the children Willie VIII Ie you blow blo on your our squeaker on the Sabbath Pass Puss me over oer the tho morning papers and shako shake up these pillows Theres nobody on earth that enjoys the day of o rest like a poll poli C 0 The walrus and the tho carpenter were walk walkIng ing side by b side They wept W lt like anything to see tho the clean n street corps hOf Of course they the could ouid have hav loft left it clean cleanthe they the said if they thc had ond tried What is the Associated Press she asked Just this he answered When 1 I put my arms around your our waist you ou just put your arms alms around my mv n jk Just then thea her father opened the door but the young Joung man was hardened This scene represents the name of or a great historian hi tic said blandly Press caught a Now that there are ton ten tt n new men mon on the force the police will be in hotter pursuit than ever eer a 4 a u What hat will they the do to Frank J Can Cannon Cannon Cannon non papa Will they the blow blowout out the stars some silent night and kill him in the fearful darkness Then Thea will they cat scat scatter catter cattel ter tel his remains to the mountain lions and the coyotes that yet et wander the wilds captured un I am of or the Mormons papa I J want to burn the Bee BeeHive BeeHive BeeHive Hive with the bad men ma in it and the tithing office before ber re they put poison polson in Ia their tholy th lr butter Come papa let us IS rent a room In the tho Armory where we shall be quite safe sate a The Goose that laid the n gg t tok ok It away with her again And fine as the I i spectacle was it a Drury Lane pantomime However the finest part of 01 the Drury Lane show is the multitude of boxes and stalls fairly fairl crowded with fth bright little heads whose eyes ees are about popping out of oC them The pantomime Is the childrens festival and poorer parents would rather iro gO without their meals than i have their little tots miss the treat That pantomime makes the whole Christmas season joyous And t genuine love loe and hominess at Christmas time though there much macli display England is the coun country countr country try tr of the globe a Shall Shull we have night m ht school or shall we not have hae night school All in favor of It please rise Contrary minded please rise Now both kindly remain standing while wo we w consider the question at greater greuter length a a 4 aThe The legislature proves the time truth Of or that old Persian saying suying We re rC never know what kids weve got ot I Until wo Wt miss their playing And so that legislature we Had been so plod to pawn Gives us great groat jov joy and hope and glee I And blessing no now Us gone |