| Show SECRETARY SHAW AS A CANDIDATE Cut by the Banker BankerS aner S Prom Iowa ALL WASHINGTON LAU LAUGHS HS PRINCESS ALCE ALICE NOW KEEPING IN BACKGROUND Iii to Te Tho t A Nov tal tell vv a great many funny thin about S Shw Shaws r rs hl own agent in hl candidacy for tor the ce or of preSIdent Heres one ot of them Whenever a newspaper the tho office he him immer d In I a pie pile ot of letters Un Unon on ot of the the tary takes from the tOI top ot of 1 ilie he hen hean n a which has ha carefully fn there e Halt Half to himself the roads th lette letter In an under tunA tiie audible for far the reporter to catch every word ord As he this act te the secretary an of surprIse looks lb a Joks up dud and to recognize his vISItor Rt Shaw wi will IW er make mako a suc politIcIan bus because he lu has 10 no memory for tor tace ace or name names The t see rotary hs ts oversight In Inflict trig ing upon the wrier writer hit hIs correspondence but he do not permit the subject to toI I 5 b chanted e from the contents ot of the I letter Ho He Insists upon discussing i It S a nice leter letter Is his stere stereo stereotyped typed comment It that the I has hns secured from different parts part of at te the country a doze dozen or more letters endorsing his presidential a as Te The that Mr Shaw has hIt lt upon is novel novel It its meri merit Is only impaired wen the reporters compare notes then they fled that th lr compre o erl Is common to aU all that UH they did not surprIse the secretary reading hl his ate te but thAt lIe he Is Ii 11 a ays prepared when 8 a newspaper man his office to he the act actor ot or rea reading a leter letter which tells how great Leale Leslie l M Sha Shaw Is is and what I a misfortune for the the country It wi will ho should hould he e fan fail In his presidential a as Braian Brazilian Wi Will Entertain Senor Nu o the am ambassador from Brazi Brazil t tie e first diplo diplomat mat In his country to b be distinguished by the tho rank of abdor hu has opened h his no new emby embassy in Washington wit with I promis promise ot of seine Interesting entertaIn entertainments ments There Ar are two ver very talented I ant arid attractive women oen wih with this emb I f sy t l Madam dam Nabuco and Mme m de cle Pe wife or of the military i irhe The rhe emb embassy occupies the home or of Admiral and Mrs Iri Ludlow I It I wih with ld trophies of land lan 1 11 ie see brought home b by the admiral Irs LUdlow Is the sister ot of John R controller oc o the WashInton Post loat and Q r Ie Dey I T of the win winter tor wm wIll I 11 that tha the cu elase is II so emMIl that the u al entertainments of Do Dot t b be to Uk th the bud ot of the ther r wi b be Miss U Helen Chaffee of the lieutenant general or of the army who bas alred already had bad some experience in society lety during dring the pst past summer when she rued nied her on their o official 11 visit to Paris and and London AU All of the back are except the one at Harvard and and he I Is not even quarterback to revive an old joke be because because cause he plays at end And coincident coincidently ly aU all came cam home by way ay ot of the water Mis Miss AlIce across te the gret groat PacIfic 1410 e president through Atlantic waters and Mrs Roosevelt with the younger chit dren up the raging Potomac Miss iS Alice AliceS lee S has been In town some time ha has ap perc at the theatre yet et hAS ben been 1 1 in the background since the 4 time race race wa was stopped when abut about halfway finished The main aln gossip concerning her beIng con connected connected wih with the arrival of her gifts at atthe atthe the Georgetown custom house for ap al appraisal Commission The Keep commis commIssion lon appoInted b by bythe te the dent to investigate graft In Inthe inthe the various state departments beter better betterS S known us the commission ro having a rel real time getting the lion hon ct ae ages of the female clerks which 5 must be tabulate tabulated In a manner that ever every one In the wide world can see seeThe T The They spek speak of the approach ot of the im impertinent pertinent things wih with fer fear and trem trembling bUn bling and al all wel well understand that if they fb fib abut about It and are caught there i is 8 a terrible punishment to be out to them The departments where whereS S this rude commission have ben been find that heretofore when that awful age was put to them it wa was ot of no moment to their record and ech each yer year some of the om maids grew younger the record actually showing a step tep backward ot of more than ten yer years after their appointment In the beginning On comparing note notee or of one department wit with another It was found according to the record that R a mother In the pst post was only 10 years older than her daughter In the treasury department When called upon to explaIn the short disparity the mother sid said that clerk clrk must have made a mistake In entering L her ber nae name when she first came Into of office fice Oh no sid said the man here Is the blank you ou filled In wih With your own Wel Well how could I have made such 8 a mistake she ehe exclaimed wih with 8 a sigh Anyhow I wa was marrie married when I wa was it 16 s so that little te help helps me some t Vice and Mr Mrs bairn negotiated for a residence the Levi p Morton hOU house on Rhoe Rhode Island avenue wa was occupied by Mr r orton when he w was vice president and later by Count Cassini Cont when lie he hews ws was ambassador for tor Russia lr Mrs Pair Falt baks banks is simply rat east Iron where here ta fa fatigue tigue I Is considered She en can stane stand up for hours and shake hands with thou thousands thousands sands At t the end she he loks looks as bright and chipper ra as a ne new hat hat Mrs Roo Reese volt gets limp In le lena than an hour and and f she does not make the least preten Uon 0 handi hands wih with the guesta a at the ening Jee levee after the frt first few hun hundred dred of specially invited have passed e down the tho line Uno Mrs Mr Rot Root cannot p en endure duro dure handshaking am sail It is very vary nat natural url ural that thee these t two o ladle ladies wi will It if pose ble avoid juxtaposition with the tho wife of the vice president |
