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Show j NEWSPAPER WAIFS. Somebody advertises for a Bervant ,girl "who would not ba above placing herself ou an equality with the rest of ' the family." In Boston your name has to be Adams, you must live on Society hill, or write a book, before a butcher will ell you any slice off the hind quarter. A Georgia negro twiated a mule's tail to urge it over a fence. The ' Bmall attendance at the funeral next day showed that the people didu't care if he did twist the mule's tail. Fond wife standing by the bedside of her dying husband: She remarks to the doctor "Yes, he's been a lingerin' and a-Uogerin', till now the office where he had hia life iniured has busted." George Francis Train complained to a Philadelphia audience last week, that he gave Susan B. Anthony and Mrs. fJady Stanton $15,000 to atari them in the lecturing and newspaper business, and they went right off to buying silk dresses. If Turkey wanta to beat Russia, let her import a few hogsheads of the eg of our Colorado beetles and . Rocky mountain locusts, hutch them I ina her northern aud eastern boundaries, boun-daries, and allow tae young insects to Nohow the course of nature, and co oi. |