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Show iXKLI'GS. Tlie Bodtan Gtobt wants Weston to wait i.gamst a buz saw. Terry Cafsou, " Did you ever see the OiiskiH Mountains ?" " No, iah; but I've seem um kill mice." The Sucr.itiieuto itivn sava that the yice of tlie present Keueraiion ia the desire to live without work. In a flight between a grasshopper and a was,, tit Dallas, Texiw, the grasshopper "got away" with the watp. A magniUcent voice or calling cows ia all the young farmers of Colorado Col-orado require of a wife in Lhe way of music. :. At Fremont, North Carolina, somebody some-body picked the pocket of H. W. Goodwin while the Rev. Mr. Willis was baptizing him. " I want to know," said a cr&iitor, fiercely, " when you are going to pay me what you owe me?" " 1 give it up," replied the debtor, "ask me something easy.". ,. .v..i.;.. The Denver Keirs says: The public bent-factor this winter will be tae man who runs coal down to $3.&0 (Si $4 50 per ton. It can he eold for that, and ought to be. The little Island of Jersey, in the Eoglidh Channel, has sent to the London Lon-don market, during two months of the past summer, no ltss than $1,000,-000 $1,000,-000 worth of new potatoes. A man having a bill against a distant dis-tant merchant, sent a letter of inquiry inqui-ry to a banker in that locality. The .reply 'as; "He is dead; but he pays now as well as he ever did.". The Paris correspondent of the New Orleans Picayune says that hus- ! band and wife rarely have a common com-mon bedchamber in France. Sue scolds him after dinner instead. Detroit Free Press : Some people complain about their children being non-observing, but we'd like to see the child who won't observe how the family pie is cut and who gets the biggest piece. .: When Dr. Cox was living in Brook-1 lyn, he kept a large dog in a kennel in the rear of the house, the dog being be-ing somewhat given to biting. The Doctor placed over the kennel the admonition, ad-monition, " Teeth imerted here." " Will you please insert this obituary obitu-ary notice?" askeu an old gentleman gentle-man of an editor. "I make bold to ask it, because I know the deceased had a great many frimds around here who'd be glad to hear. of iu3 death." A cook on a Detroit tug-boat having hav-ing fallen heir to $20,000, instead of immediately leaving, gave her employer em-ployer a full week's notice of her contemplated con-templated departure. Rebecca Stohn is a woman of principle if she did work on a tug-boat. A vast deposit of fossils has been discovered ten miles north of Red Cloud agency, svnd scattered oxer a space about six miles square. : Remains Re-mains of two-horned rhinoceros and many other animals and reptiles cover tne ground. ' Dr. Edmunda, an English physician, phy-sician, lectured yesterday to women upon the use ot alcoholic beverages and their substitutes and opposed their use as unnecessary. One assertion as-sertion of his is important: "That the babies of London are never sober from their birth until they are weaned." A qity filled with drunken babies is terrible. N. Y. Herald, 3d. |