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Show FACT ASD FAXCY. Mrs. AlcFarhitid -Richardson is leaching young Chicago ladies how to make wax flowers. A man's treasurers in this world are so few and small that he can carry car-ry them in his heart. An Indiana father crawled under a corn-crib and wept when his daughter married an astronomer. Nilsson is to receive, in Russia, during dur-ing December of this year and January Janu-ary of next year. 7,000 francs for each performance. A pHnsing effect is to be observed in the efiorls of a man with a glass eye to scratch himself between tho shoulder blades. Denmark has long sent the United States pretty blondes; now she is increasing in-creasing our obligations to her by sending fresh butter. The St. Louis Republican thinks Stanley will make a better Nile explorer ex-plorer than lie did a Bohemian journalist in the west. Much of life consists of a series of surprises. Exclamation of the man when his wife presented him with triplets shortly alter marriage. The Princo of Wales is a respectful 1 son. One of his great delights is said to be to have one ol his attendants who can mimic Queen Victoria, dress up in cap and gown and go through the imitation. The rustle of the bustle is heard again in the land. In short, they are coming into fashion again. ' Leave them alone girls. A natural ' posteriororibus is the noblest work of nature. The New York ltqmblic locates the wicked city of Cheyenne in Utah; but its readers should make allowance, for it is n very new paper and has not got its full set of maps and its Silo a week explorers, like some of its older neighbors. A lady, in the New York Times, attributes at-tributes many cases of diptheria to the neglect of children, who are sometimes left in the open air several hours a day, getting thoroughly chilled. chil-led. Every child and delicate person should be housed before sunset at tais time of the year. Clergymen in Kansas visit their congregations armed with a couple of revolvers and a shot-gun. There are no Tiiton'a in Kansas, all married mar-ried men know how to shoot. The clergymen, in consequence, always go prepared to fight. The young folks of Red Bluff have a game called "Feeding the Rabbit," in which a girl and a young man take in their mouths the -ends of a string and chew them until then-mouths then-mouths come in contact. A nice way to get a girl on a striog. Some of the newspapers are still quarrelling over the question as to whether the ladies wear monogram garters. Why the dickina don't they appoint us a committee of investigation, investiga-tion, with power to call foJ persons and papers, and thus nave the matter settled at once? Courier-Journal. FWo object. Watterson's letters from Paris show that his scientific investigations invest-igations may be pushed into unknowable unknow-able and undiscoverable realms. |