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Show The o'.iier day. aftor a Detroit bro-, bro-, ker Ind U.rrow.d $'J"0 f. ,r a cilieii j who w;is in need of money, and bad j taken out a jiood share of the greenbacks green-backs for cnmiui.xiion, etc., he replied i to the surprised inquiries of the bor-i bor-i rower by faying, "Now figure it' yourself. your-self. You s.:e you pay me $J0 for ' '. lling the mom v; you ay $' for , M.-.iting ont the p".i-f.; ou pay $J for twearing to them; you pay five per cent back so tuat we escape from the usury law; there's tho revenue stamp, the in.-umnce 09 property, the abstract of title, etc., and here's your il'.'t'i a straight as a bee line. , If you want $ '' uioro to make it up j to the $31, I'll charge you but $l'U 10 get it. :' Detroit E'tie'j'ress. |