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Show PACIFIC COAST XEWS. (ALIFORMA. Sqd Jose his ordered a new hose cart. Gilroy has the epizootic,' aod it is scodmp the horses higher than Gil-roy'B Gil-roy'B kite can stand. A most beautiful lunar rainbow was visible at Saa Francisco on the evening even-ing of February 10th, about a quarter to 7 o'clock. A California Hon is prowling in the neighborhood of Grass Valley, to the great fear of tha editer of the Union. During January 2,354 passengers were carried over the Central Pacific railroad, 1,006 going east and 1,3-48 west. Thieves are making it lively for Sac-ramentans, Sac-ramentans, who declaie they can't get a good night's rest on account of the noise made by the burglars. Under tho revivifying influences of the recent rains Golden Gate Park presents pre-sents many attractive features just now. The numerous trees and shrubs arc thriving finely. A ruralUt went into the Lick House saloon the other day and attempted to take a drink out of a Babcock lire ex-tiDguisber. ex-tiDguisber. He thought the ZSapa oda works had started business inside bis stomach. In a spasm of alliterative wrath the Calaveras Chronicle demolished t'other local paper by calling its editorials a "Diarrhea of disgusting drivel froin a blubbering blockhead. ' ' Missionaries are needed up there, sure. The money market ought to be easy for a few days, in view ot the fact that over half a million dollars has been disbursed in dividends, as follows : Belcher mining oomptoy, $31:2,000; Raymond & Kly, $150,000; Eureka, $10,000; Spring Valley water aompany, $40,000. Tho wife of a Meroed man made him some shirtB that opened in the back. He didn't seem to get the hang of the new tangled things; for one day he went to take a bath and he couldn't got out of that shirt until he ripped up the side scam. He went home with his coat buttoned uptight, to conceal the fact of no shirt, caught cold, blushed when he met friends, and was called drunk because his face was red, and got into a row with his wife for abusing the shirt. All his shirts open in front now. AEVADAi Burglars are plying their profession at Austin with considerable skill. Immense quantities of Rocky Mountain Moun-tain coal are arriving at Reno daily and being shipped to Virginia City, where the mills use it ia conjunction with wood. The Piuto Indians have got the epi-zootio epi-zootio or something very much like ir. They run continually at the nose, and the view of a Piute camp ia not over pleasant just now. A pagnacious William-goat in Elko charged a pensive telegrapher and floored him in fine) styU. Whereupon tho handler of lightning drew his pistol and sent a dead-head message through poor Capricornus. He now says no goat can bite him and live. George Carney, who bad both legs shattered in Crown Point mine, on Sunday, Jan, 26, died of lock-jaw last Tuesday. Dr. L. Lisvigues, of Virginia, on Tuesday, took tincture of aconite for 'lecture of cardamon and died in 12 hours. He went to a druggist and took down the wroDg bottle. |