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Show I-KLIG-IS. 1 Giuti-.r left five unpublished noveL". Sa'es hive beeo killed in Maine this winter. Guizot ffcK b rates hia golden wedding this ju-ju ih. Stnall-p'ix is epidemic in eeveniy towns in Massachusetts. Colored Congressman Klliolt thinks Grant is very bmall potatoes. Tho death of Lord Ltton has caused a ifrt-at dtoiuod i'or his novds. Walt Wliitnuan is suffering from paralytic O that it was his SUH ! LiLn, Massachusetts, 5 to have a new paper, called The Tri-Weekly Giant. Kulieh philanthropists are excited over the alleged abduction of pretty Polynesians. EWilminRton, N. C, pathors younp rdi'hea in its own gardens for the morn ng meal. A school-boy at Yirilin, Illinois, wh was "itept in" during recess, has suo the schoolmaster for falsi imprisonment. imprison-ment. Prof. Tyndall's woik on tho "Forms of Water" is di ticicnt in one thing it docs not contain a chapter on tears. There is not a bushel of ooal for salo at Memphis, Tenn., and many families aro burning oil aud coko as a substitute. A Kansas man paid for his coffin by drinking two bottles of whisky in tit'reen minutes for a wagur of twenty-five twenty-five dollar.-:. The Florida legislature has pas?cd a bill making black men white, white men black, and abjliabing all distinctions distinc-tions of sex. Tho Postmaster of St. Paul thiuks that was "a pitiable spectaeio" when Colfax asked an investigating commit-toe commit-toe of the sonatc, Tho shoemakers of London havo challenged thoso of Paris which can do tho most and bust work in a given time for 100. The Hon. Oakos Ames is writing to members of the Massaohusotts legislature legisla-ture asking them to vote ior DawcB for United States senator. Prof. Agasaiz says that "trilobites aro not any more olosely related to the phyllopoils than to any other ento-mostrcue ento-mostrcue or to tho isopod." ' According to a North Carolina judge, a citizen of tlmt State may lawfully correct his wife by administering admin-istering "three licks with a switch.'' St. Louis is rather proud of a young man who stole tho bibles from thice churches and sold them to got a Christmas bonnet for his poor old mother. There ia a family at Newark, N. J., whose members aro dying off from sheer excess of fat. One of the children, child-ren, aged 13, recently returned to 180 pounds of dusti The African giraffes arc dying off with a disease of tho throat. Just imagiiiO how you would feel with six linear leet of sore throat, and how you would want to die. A Lafayette (tnd. ) street-oar oon-duotor oon-duotor has got rich enough to buy out the company, and now proposes to extend the road and run two trips a day, which will necessitate tho par-chase par-chase of another horse, The Southern papers aro all quoting quot-ing that remark of James Parton's : Ignorant suffrage at the south is brutal tyranny. Go to tho root of the mat-tor. mat-tor. Tho south is our Ireland.and we aro taking a hellish vengeance upon it. |
