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Show THK LADIES. I A nun;''- i- ofX.-w V rTi hi'U.-; r-rt.' f'Ttuinj; u rilU- a.-.)v.':jiio:i. ' I Irs. J'A-ti wltrtflsims ( si t-nt finm Ailain'.- wilL' is :t N.i.3l:v;!.c rvsidi-nt. j It'..n.lt lmir is no loiter the ftylv i in tin1 LI i-L. Evvrv wum:tn w-vnu to ' Lo u i.:u-k-h.iiid l-".-l!o. j An AH':inv huly woiikhi'l pi-k up J :i $10 ...ill mii th-1 tr-vt I'Lvau-t- it v:u stiiintil w:tii tniiiK-i'it juice, j A ."U-linti. Ohio. vo'n:ui. who in. n-' n-' (il Ikt !ui:-l. ami's !-ililta on ftitiulav, iui len 0 ,x j j I . e I fi'om i-luircii. t tiiin has i;i-.i!iiatfxl aiu li-'T feinali' lawv.T. S-ir i faniutis tor t.'ppiie i t'.rt-c tpct in her nioniiti.' walk. K!-l:t out of ten Amen, -an laJi. 1 tomini; hiu-k fiw.i K-mipt' iln n tittle j jti.-t the li-aal mite sniu-g ling. A omple of young and prvlty - Cli vclaml yirU mv loolin-- it up the St. Lawrfiiiv, earryini; unly satclifld. Vassar culloge devours forty-two i.wxi-s;.z-l wau-rniiloiis for dinner. Anyels have appetiu-s as well as oter folks. Puriive; tho panic the number of frantic old ladies with retu-ules to he seen on Wall Street was truly remarkable. re-markable. Asthma seems to bo & very prevalent preva-lent disease in young-la dy-dom. They smoke cigarettes, by the doctor's doc-tor's orders. The attempted introduction in New York of the "grasshopper twist" & Saratoga affection has proved anything any-thing hut successful. A widow woman at Xenia can lift a barrel of flour. She "lifted" one from a mill the other night and went to jail three months. The new bonnets are "mountains high." All the trimming is directly on top, and the ladies will have the appearance of so many drum-majors. A practical argument: "Maria, have yu given the fishes any fresh water ;"' "No, sir. What's the use'.' They havn't drunk wot's in there yet." Mrs. Sera Wilbur, of Greeley, Col., once a Michigan sehooLmarm, has plowed and sowed thirteen acre3 of wheat this season. Women have rights there. A young lady in Niagara county, New York, had a bumblebee removed remov-ed from her ear the other day, the insect in-sect having dashed in there. Now figure on the size of her ears. A woman named Kate Parker is astonishing Knoxville with her skill in using the pistol . She drives a nail at ten paces, aud the young gallants don't write her any love letters. Mrs. Ham, of Canterbury, Mass., who was rendered speechless liy a shock of lightning in July, 1872, has had her voice restored by the birth of a child. This is a new way to cure a ham. A young fellow who owns two sis- 1 tors declares that the depth of human misery is touched by one who travels with two girls, two canary birds and a minute and irrepressible cat. He speaks whereof he knows. The streets yesterday were tlironged with ladies shopping. ' One would think, to see how they handled greenbacks, green-backs, that Mr. Richardson had sent them the "forty-four million reserve" to circulate. Boston Itosf. The power of love receives a striking strik-ing illustration in the case of the Milwaukee girl who knocked her lover lov-er heels over head down a flight of stairs because he wanted to stop kissing kiss-ing long enough to get a good long breath. An Ulinoisian, who has the mammas mam-mas of three of his temporary matrimonial matri-monial partners still living under his ' roof, heads a movement to procure an amendment to the divorce-laws in- 1 eluding mothers-in-law in the process I of separation. "Will you have some strawberries?" asked a lady of her guest. "Yes, ' madam, yes; I eat strawberries with , enLiuisiunm." "Do tuil? Wei!, wo haven't anything but cream and sugar for 'cm this evening," said the matter-of-fact hostess. At BrattlcbroJ, Yt., last week, a . trunk at the depot suddenly exploded, "seriously burning and injuring a lady who stood near, upon her head," as an exchange says. It is probable that this calamity will teach her not to stand on her head any more. |