Show 1 WIT AND EOR I Washington Star That man remarked re-marked one Spanish soldier hasnt the respect of anybody in his regiment ls he lacking m bravery I He is much afraid I should say so so ot being hit by a bullet that he insists on I getting as near the target as possible wln our gunners are atSi II I I CincInnati Enquirer Sign here said the Grand Inquisitor Indicating a lne at the botom of the confession of belief Not for pub1cnton he exlained as the man on the gridiron hesitated but I as a guarantee of good faith I Cleveland Plain Dealer No sir we I cant have any sympathy with such peo pIe Why do you know that over therein there-in Spain i is an actual fact that Ivorces are quite unknown What do you think of that for benighted Ignorance I Pardon me for interrupting you but I may I ask your business yet Certainly you may Im a Chicago law Chicago News Why do you spurn my wealth the aged millionaire asked I I do not spurn your wealth the beautiful beau-tiful girl answered I merely spurn the I conditions that g with I Washington Star Vhats the use of taking hold of the Philippine islands any i how asked Senator Sorghum Il merely add a lot of voting territory to I what weve already got uDont you want to see the influence of I this government extended No sir Bringing In that faraway sec I ton simply look to me like going to a I lot of trouble to effect a gigant gerrymander gerry-mander without benefit as far as I can I see to any political Qrganizaton in particular par-ticular Chicago Record 1 wife has glen up I collecting for a war scrapbook Tired of I No but she said there wasnt anything any-thing she could leave out Cincinnati Enquirer WalaceTey say now that mosquitoes are the cause of malarIa malaria FerryI before never heard profanity called I I Washington Star Patriotism said the earnest man is the first duty of I every citizen I suppose it Is the first duty replied I the practical politician thoughtfully I Maybe thats why Sl many things get I piled it on top of it so that we orget about Cleveland Plain Dealer Your circula tion statement shows a remarkable increase ton crease lately Yes Ive hired an army chaplain to take charge of it Chicago News I thought you said before the war broke out you intended toe to-e i did intend to but just before the first call for troops was issued my wifes mother moth-er got a chance to go to Europe for the summer Chicago Record There Is one remarkable remark-able thing about Gamer v r1s ai Whenever I introduce bn to am girl I I know in ten minutes lie knows her better bet-ter than I do |