Show HUMOR OK THE DAY Why goest thou out 0 furnace I ask Thy silence break And the Awful Thing found voice and said Why givest thou me the shake Detroit Tribune This weather Is very trying for everybody every-body said the physician yes replied Mr Meekton I dont L I see how my wife is going to bear up I under it When the sun doesnt shine it Rives her the blues and when It does she says Its fading tho carpet Washington Wash-ington Star Chaperons can be hired now Is that so Well hire ours to go to bed at 9 oclock Chicago Record Mrs Isaacstein engaging servantI hope you havent a young man Bridget Oh no mum hes nearly llfty Tit BitsHer Her Failing How tedious it is play ing whist with such a partner as that Miss Gadabout Yes I believe that girl would ask the angel Gabriel Whats trumps Detroit Free Press Its all right we suppose to say that a man is homely enough to stop a train but hell find hes not homely enough to stop it if he has arrived at the station a minute after it has started Yonkers Statesman A Vivid ImaginationMrs Chaflle Johnnie I have discovered that you have taken more cake than I gave you Johnnie Yes ma I made believe that there was another little boy spending the day with meTexas Sifter |