| Show WIT AND E IOR 1 Chicago Record Physical culture is so helpful it teaches the children to go upstairs up-stairs properly Iroperl How about coming downstairs Oh they generally slide down the ban I nistersl TitBits First Nighter The man who writes the dramatic criticisms for your paper does not know a good play from a bad one Editor I know i but what can we do EdlorI only man on the staff who is tall enough onl see over the bonnets Indianapolis Journal A Respite You wont be wanted for two more days yet said the chief purveyor of Mbwpka to his prisoner Your mate promises to last longer than we anticipated Bill said the sailor In the cage was always a hard man to down Harpers Bazar Why Norah said Mrs K to the new cook I thought you said that you knew how to make nut cake cakeAn phwat Is that i it Isnt nut cake maam > But you put your nuts In whole Begorry an I tot yeez was able to crack em as I was Yer teeths as good as mine Washington Star In Doubtr have strong suspicions said the susceptible young woman that he is I nobleman Wheres his title asked her father in accents of suspicion He is traveling Incognito Perhaps so Its either a case of incognito in-cognito or alias I cant quite make out which Truth The Heiress Papa buy that Watteau for meTe me-Te HundredMillionaire But my dear this Is the Louvre I belongs to the I government The Heiress Then buy the govern ment pop I Tho HundredMillionaire But my child the government represents the whole of France Tho HelressI say pop I want that picturebuy France Yonkers Statesman He You say he is I an Ignorant man She Why yes he must be I heard some one say he didnt knoW what fear was Indianapolis Journal Did you ever try to lear the bicycle Captain Barnacle Do you think roared the old sailor that I would be found aboard a craft that had Its rudder In front Cincinnati Enquirer I am going to take my money out of the Solldstone bank said the man who is a slave to abele a-bele in signs What said the other man I isnt shaky surely Not that I know But I just found out that their cashiers name is Skipwith |
