Show SEiES EVERYTHIXG UPSIDE DOWN George T Hill of 6342 South Halstead street is a man who is just now puzzling puz-zling Chicago doctors The peculiarity of Hills disease is that he sees everything every-thing upsidfe down Hill thinks that the inordinate use of the parallel bar and trapeze is responsible for his affliction af-fliction Frequently he would hang by his heels in this way for minutes at a time The disease developed slowly At first things only appeared out of the straight to him but after awhile the whole universe became entirely reversed re-versed Hill says that at first it was extremely extreme-ly embarrassing to meet a young lady on the street or on the beach as she always appeared to him upside down His business being that of a waiter he was much puzzled at first to serve people who were sitting at a table with their feet in the air and whose heads were pointed the wrong way However How-ever he has got bravely over all this and can pour wine into the bottom of a glass instead of the top with perfect steadiness and confidence Hill does everything exactly the reverse re-verse of other people He walks downstairs down-stairs when he wishes to go up He rises from a chair when he wants to sit down He has got everything mixed except the political situation He will support Bryan and free silverChicago Dispatch Dis-patch |