Show HmI OF THE HOITR I Speaking > of polar expeditions Mrs Lojjem said the1 silly boarder I was talking yesterday with a friend of mine who once went with a party in search of the pole Indeed I must have been exciting Yes He said he sometimes thougnt ot I trying it again He sid he missed the sheets of ice In the Arctic ocean I Poor fellow I felt sorry for him So I told him thIt 1 hh 3 hat if O come here and board next vinter he could sleep between em every I nSght Washington Star I Arabella sail old Mr Gotrocks that j foreign count of yours Is a imposter Why papaH exclaimed the horrified Arabeha whatjmakes you think so I I loaned him my lead pencil today to I make a memorandum for his forthcoming r book Impressions of aa Italian Nobleman Noble-man m America and when he was through with the pencil he mechanically I stuck it up over his ear Oh papa pitifully shrieked the now disillusioned Arabella a she Hung her I self upon the paternal bosom Buffalo 1 I Express Yes sad the manager relating his I I remmisccnses she came near imposing on me She claimed to be a trained I actress and she had a black eye and a bad bruise on her cheek But fortunately I I investigated and found that she got them PriVillno in a trolley collision Detroit I A Pessimistic Adviser Jaggs What is the best day to get married on Snaggs The three hundied and sixty sixth day of the year Adams Freeman Mrs Teller My husband has a wonderful j wonder-ful memory I fr Askims Indeed I I Mrs Teller Oh yea he never forgets to forget whatever I tel him to bring home New York Word I Maude Thats the girl they say washes her hair in champagne to make it light I Ethel What a waste I she drank i it would make her jut a lightheaded I Brooklyn Life i Mother Robbie didnt I tel you never to let me see you do that again Robbie iesm but I didnt know you was alookln New York Press I j Kllson I suppose If your wife died she would leave you a good dcaJ eh 1 Valentine About the same as now She leaves me all winter for Paris and all summer for Newport as it ISNew YorkTown York-Town Topics i I i I hear the fascination of the wheel was auUi mat she lost herself completely com-pletely Well not completely She lost about 100 Tribune pounds out of a possible 30Detroit I Doctors WieI understand that Dr practice Cureall confins himself strictly to office prctce Old Doctor Yes that is why he succeeds suc-ceeds People who are able to walk to an office are generally strong enough to get well without help New York Weekly I Tramp Cant you help me to a nights I lodging sir I havent seen a bed for I three nights Hostetter McGinnis The duce If you can afford a spree of that length you are I better fixed than I am New York Herald |